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  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 692 Member
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    What intelligent person would ask you anything??

    I asked and I is smart
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Best advice to repel creepy guys?

    Body odor
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    Weeping Angels, of course. Send that sucker back in time.

    Nom nom nom
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    Ya'll both forgot exercise calories!
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
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    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)

    Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
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    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)

    Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow

    Okay, this made me giggle..."down the way" is classic Philly slang!
  • doin_it_in_the_gym
    doin_it_in_the_gym Posts: 30
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    I really need something to do this weekend what sounds good??
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    I'm not the Wolf, but hydrofluoric acid.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)

    Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow

    classic 80's slang for saying, go down to Palporth and Masher or North Philly
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I really need something to do this weekend what sounds good??

    Naked meditation....also a drive thru wine country. FInally top it off with something that rhymes with SHMONDAGE
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?

    I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
  • erikblock
    erikblock Posts: 230 Member
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    Where exactly DID the bear **** in the buckwheat?
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
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    2/10
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    where are my panties?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Where exactly DID the bear **** in the buckwheat?

    just follow the smell my friend....nope dont turn around that was you just f@arting
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    where are my panties?

    I think you left them at the same truck stop you always leave them
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    2/10

    OU812
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    OK...i'm seriously laughing my @ss off right now. OMG this is too funny.

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