MFP Confessional
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.
Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!
So I looked it up. And there is an evil vodka company that makes cotton candy vodka and whipped chocolate vodka, and all kinds of other vodkas that in truth I may not be able to live out the remainder of my years on this earth without trying at least once! *drool*
They are AMAZING (and inexpensive, so double win). The whipped cream is great with coke (tastes like vanilla coke), orange soda (creamsicle!) and a ton of other stuff. Even delicious straight.
I highly suggest trying it, calories be damned.
I've put the whipped cream one in orange juice for a creamsicle flavor. I'll have to try the orange soda!0 -
Forgive me MFP for I am about to sin lol. I'm going out with my ex boyfriend tonight and no, I don't want him back. I just want to hook up with him haha.0
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Forgive MFP for I have sinned...
I am constantly having impure thoughts about whipped cream, warm brownies, vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce :devil:
Sigh...you're not the only one.0 -
I had three glasses of wine instead of one, and two chocolate chip cookies. And only 2 veggies.0
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I ate half a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast. And half a Hershey's bar.
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I guess at a lot of my portions.... probably not so accurately either
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My bad. I didn't realize this was about eating foods you're not suppose to be eating. In that case I'm still the perfect angel I was yesterday lol. Well wait, I do consider orange juice a sin, so there's my bad deed for the day. Forgive me MFP for drinking 3, yeah three whole cups of orange juice in one sitting today :drinker:0
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FML had a carby fatty past couple days.. I just hit goal and I refuse to go back. Hitting the gym tomorrow NO MATTER WHAT.0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned,
I eat crap still, just small amounts of it to stay within calories, for breakfast today I ate 4 oreos and a Diet Dr. Pepper
It feels good knowing that I'm not the only person on this site who isn't exceedingly concerned about eating a perfect diet. I'm human, and I love junk food. Like you, I'm trying to eat less of it, squeeze in more veggies and whole grain, and stay under calories. It's working so far!0 -
Forgive me, I actually don't list my real weight on here. I always keep it 2 or 3lb behind what I really am in case I slip I wont feel as bad.lol.0
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LOL! These are hilarious!
I haven't logged in awhile...deleted the phone app because it was hogging too much space on my phone, and today I caved in and bought a snack pack of four chocolate puddings! Now, that may not really be a big deal...but I know that I will likely want to eat all four at once! LOL!
To make up for it...I am hitting my local rail trail tomorrow for a much needed walking/jogging session (as long as it's not raining... then I will just go around my block).0 -
Forgive me MFP, for I have sinned. I went to bed at 7:30am, slept until 3:00pm and then went for supper and dessert with my husband. I inhaled nachos which had tons of cheese, veggies and chicken, and then piled on the sour cream and salsa. And dessert was a small Dairy Queen blizzard. Midnight Truffle. OMG it was heaven. LOL0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned, for judging people who only go over by 100 calories.
What a bunch of fricking light-weights!0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
After a particularly crappy shift at work which made me miss my second real food meal of the night, I came home and had 2 pizza pockets and 3 beers which put me over my calories by a bit more than a hundred.
I think you need to be punished.
Sounds like a little "50 Shades" may be in your future!0 -
I gave up, trying to find my way back...0
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I kinda destroyed a chinese buffet this afternoon. Probably put down 1200 calories. And I already had 1500 in the bag before that. But no forgiveness needed. Another reason why I love IF. :bigsmile:0
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Forgive MFP for I have sinned...
I am constantly having impure thoughts about whipped cream, warm brownies, vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce :devil:
I WAS PERFECTLY GOOD UNTIL THIS,
ITS NOT MY FAULT ................REALLY0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned!!!!
I just binged on 6 chips ahoy cookies but they were sooooo good.....They are evil and came out with gooey center ones and ones with reeses cups.....Tomorrow's another day!!0 -
For your penance, you must participate in at least one "Sweating to the Oldies" video and dress like Richard SImmons for a week. :laugh:
OMG! The HORROR!!!!!!!!0 -
I think a take home here is that it's ok to sin, but you should at least log it and keep yourself honest.0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned!!!!
I just binged on 6 chips ahoy cookies but they were sooooo good.....They are evil and came out with gooey center ones and ones with reeses cups.....Tomorrow's another day!!
I was SOOO relieved when the Taco Bell Dorito Shell Tacos weren't all I expected. That could have been disasterous.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I am about to sin lol. I'm going out with my ex boyfriend tonight and no, I don't want him back. I just want to hook up with him haha.
Hahaha, well that should work out well for you both. Burn some calories.
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I really didn't expect this to take off this way. Thanks guys, this is super fun.
This totally made my night! I've been super stressed about making a wedding cake for today and baby shower cupcakes for tomorrow, and I really needed a good laugh. BTW, awesome hat!0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...
Yesterday I only had 8 glasses of water, but I logged 9.
LOL!!! It's always fun to watch that glass spill over, isn't it?!?! --I have no confessions, I was perfect all week........... don't be hatin'!!!
Seriously? It can spill over????0 -
I really didn't expect this to take off this way. Thanks guys, this is super fun.
This totally made my night! I've been super stressed about making a wedding cake for today and baby shower cupcakes for tomorrow, and I really needed a good laugh. BTW, awesome hat!
Thanks, I didn't actually buy it though. Just tried it on at the store.0 -
My bad. I didn't realize this was about eating foods you're not suppose to be eating. In that case I'm still the perfect angel I was yesterday lol. Well wait, I do consider orange juice a sin, so there's my bad deed for the day. Forgive me MFP for drinking 3, yeah three whole cups of orange juice in one sitting today :drinker:
lol and have fun tonight
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Seriously? It can spill over????
Yeah, I didn't know either, I don't log my water. I drink a couple of litres a night.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned, for judging people who only go over by 100 calories.
What a bunch of fricking light-weights!
No kidding!0 -
I really didn't expect this to take off this way. Thanks guys, this is super fun.
This totally made my night! I've been super stressed about making a wedding cake for today and baby shower cupcakes for tomorrow, and I really needed a good laugh. BTW, awesome hat!
Thanks, I didn't actually buy it though. Just tried it on at the store.
I've taken pictures of whole outfits that I didn't buy lol, n this thread really took off, thanks for the entertainment!0 -
I'm order pizza for dinner tonight.
Though I am not too worried, since I'm going to go swimming for over an hour.0
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