What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

I don't really fit any of them. I love sports, all sports and any sports. I'm rough and tumble, I'd rather be dirty and sweaty and exercising then sitting in my office chair. All the power tools in my house belong to me, if there's a house project I get it done. I'm super competitive, in sports and activities, not with friends and relationships. After sex, once i regain my composure, I'd rather roll over and fall asleep than cuddle (until then I just flop). I'm an auditor and it was either accounting or science.

I was born a blonde and I am very smart.
I love to read. All topics. Politics is important.
I ride a Harley Davidson Road King
Don't do make up- it hurts my eyes.
Don't like popular music - prefer the classics. LIsten mostly to talk radio to be better informed.
Don't like sports - or the excessive salaries that players get paid to provide entertainment.
The national uniform should be blue jeans + tee shirt + tennis shoes.
My hair cut has stayed the same for the last 30 years and I still like it. It is so easy to care for.

Most of them. It would be much quicker to list the ones I do fit:

1. I PMS.

2. I like skirts (mostly for comfort rather than looks, though).

3. I like my hair really long (however I like long hair on men, too!)

4. I suck at math.

I am highly educated in engineering
I am the highest paid intern at my company
I LOVE math and science
I severely dislike tv, especially the chick drama things
I don't flirt, ever
I LOVE classic and 80's rock
I build all of my own stuff and fix my own computer, if I had car I would fix that too
I don't talk about my emotions and I don't cry in front of others

However, I do love clothes, makeup, shoes, and DANCING. (I really really really love dancing)

i abhor pink.
i detest shopping.
i don't "leave it" for a man to do.
i lift weights.
i can landscape like a boss.
i can do a large variety of remodel-type upkeep.

I have repaired frozen water pipes in heels and a dress and can and have changed a flat tire on the side of the road.....

I can weld like a beast!

1. I do most of the cooking and shopping.
2. I share all remote controls.
3. I am the romantic sentimental one.
4. I am a stay at home hubby working out of our home.
5. I cry at movies and sad songs or great moments.
6. I don't need help coordinating my attire.
7. For 33 years, I have considered my stunningly gorgeous babe of a wife whose heart is made of gold my equal.
8. I have not kicked anyone's *kitten* since 1986 when I decked a guy.
9. Wife calls me her soft hearted badass stud. Hence, I am straight but obviously confused! ;=)

I don't wear makeup except on VERY special occasions (like weddings).

I prefer hiking boots to tennis shoes or heels.

I love and am addicted to science fiction and comic books - basically love Trek / Star Wars / Babylon 5 / Stargate type series.

I wish I could join Josh Gates on Destination truth - I won't mind camping on the floor and jumping off cliffs into raging rivers (once I'm in shape again).

I love horror movies - zombees, vampires, weird b-rated stuff like Army of Darkness.

I think it's stupid to wear makeup to an amusement park or water park.

I hate heels and skirts and would rather wear pants or flats (not girly sandals - ick)

I think it's fun to hike up mountains, go snorkeling, basically doing the stuff guys do. I'm hoping next year to be skinny enough to get on that swing rope in Tennessee (you should have seen the looks on those teen boys faces - he he).

You won't catch me wearing a purely pink shirt that's fluffy with weird little wrinkle stuff (that frivolous stuff).

Basically, I'm more of a tomboy type than a girlie girl as they call them.

I would rather be in sweats and a t-shirt and have my hair up
I don't like perfume/scented lotions/ect
I hate women's magazines
I don't like spas and massages
In relationships, I'm the one that tries to keep things from getting too serious

Love math and science
Sweat pants please
Takes me 10 minutes to get ready in the morning.. shower, pull clothes from the dryer, hair in a pony tail.. no makeup
Hate to cook, hate to clean, will never be a homemaker..ever.
Anal sex- hell yes.
Super hero movies are way better than chick flicks
And ESPN is always on

Girl stuff- I love pink, flirt all of the time, and always have my toenails cutesy'd up.

HAH anal sex was all I heard lol.

I've been reading through some of the replies and I'm laughing so hard it actually hurts! Love it! For myself...yeah, can't come up with much, I love all things girly, and other than I rarely cry, can't come up with anything else!

I refuse to make a F**KING SAMMICH. Make your own bloody sammich, and whilst you're at it make me one too.

lmao

I know how to handle all kinds of guns
I actually WANT to go hunting and gut the deer myself
I know how to properly gut and filet a fish
I work on cars, plumbing, carpentry
I hardly ever wear makeup (though I do dye my hair often)
Im a self proclaimed nerdy girl and damn proud of it (video/computer/board games, Star Wars, comics, LOTR and more)
Anal is WONDERFUL, especially TOM (TMI? OH F*N WELL!)
I have NO filter, I speak my mind and if you dont like it, meh, so what!

I could go on and on...

I don't know crap about cars