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    Funny things you say when exasperated

    Posts: 4,251 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    "Jiminey Christmas"
    "For the love of gravy"


    Those are the ones I can type.

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    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      FFS

      ETA: Ever the lady :blushing:
    • Posts: 336 Member
      "Heavens to muragroid" (not sure why)
      "Booger-pie"
      "Rasm-frackm" (general swear word replacement)
    • Posts: 2,704 Member
      Jesus Christ on the Cross!

      Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

      I get quite religious when frustrated.

      All the rest are cursey.
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      HMPFfff!
      :angry:
    • Posts: 17
      Oy vey!!
    • Posts: 610
      Mire! Qué está pasando?! I say this all the time - especially at work.
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.
    • Posts: 251 Member
      "Bother!!!"

      and

      "Crapola!!"
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      Mire! Qué está pasando?! I say this all the time - especially at work.

      Also

      Madre de dios!
      or
      Mielda!!!
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      Jesus H Christ.
      Christ on a cracker
      Jiminy Crickets
      fothermucker....(when around kids)
    • Posts: 174 Member
      Son of a biscuit!
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      oh and when I start to say the eff word with my kids... I always end up changing it to "OH FOLLY!"
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      **** you, you ******* ****

      all the asterisks are variations of the same word

      i also say

      "biscuits"

      for when i am around my son or at work.
    • Posts: 96 Member
      Cheese & sprinkles!
    • Posts: 556 Member
      Holy monkey balls!
      ... followed by multiple expletives.

      Personal favorite for some strange reason lol :laugh:
    • Posts: 520
      FACK!

      Holly BALL!

      Mother trucker!

      Son of a..
    • Posts: 30 Member
      i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.


      HA me tooooo!!
    • Posts: 27
      Cheese & crackers!
    • Posts: 420 Member
      Son of a hotdog and holy tomoley
      Created once I had kids lol
    • Posts: 486 Member
      Rawr.

      This is a very versatile and contextual word in my vocabulary. :grumble:
    • Posts: 903 Member
      Mine tend to be quite Shakespearean.

      Something like "mammering pox-marked clotpole!".

      Can't think of any more now, they only roll out of my mouth when I get frustrated or when I am really tired.
      I think it may be because I once memorized a list of Shakespearean words and insults (I'm a geek). Can't help myself now.
    • Posts: 313
      "Holy Buckets"
      "Mother Father!"
    • Posts: 536 Member
      "Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!"

      Or variations thereof (usually adding in swear words....)

      Also "FFS" and "oh my good god"
    • Posts: 60 Member
      For goodness sake!
      Cheesus (my dd kept telling me off for saying Jesus as her teacher says its wrong)
      Bloomin heck
      Give me strength
    • Posts: 428 Member
      If a person annoys me: "you great barstool!!"

      I try not to swear so the replacement became the norm :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 571 Member
      Biscuits
      Crap on a Cracker
      Mother of Pearl
    • Posts: 152 Member
      I just curse @ Shaun T
    • Posts: 694 Member
      "Sweet Jesus"
      "Holy crap on a cracker"
    • Posts: 1,058 Member
      CO C K SOUP!

      Cheeeeezuz!

      M-F!
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