Strippers at the gym

Well nothing that weird at my gym. But there is this older man that comes to the gym everyday and sleeps in a chair. I have NEVER seen him do anything but sleep in that chair. And also there is this lady that always wears flip flops!

I used to work out at a women's only gym in Berlin (Frauen Fitness, I think). Anyway, there was this member who I just referred to as... 'Bob'. Bob didn't speak but was no where near a woman. It wasn't like there was a gender test or anything, so I guess their hands were tied, but it was pretty obvious.

I don't think Bob was interested in any of us women, I think he just felt more comfortable there. Never spoke but always smiled politely.

The only time it was awkward was in the beginning and I knew he wasn't a woman but didn't know what was up. The first time I encountered him was the sauna and we were all nude, except Bob, who was wearing a giant pink terry cloth robe and pink fuzzy slippers... no joke.

It's funny, because we all sort of realised that he was NOT a woman, but all of us women seemed fairly comfortable because he was harmless, just trying to fit in. No one ever complained.

But, yeah, it was weird.

You could put $1 in their workout shorts to see if they pay you some attention :drinker:

the only weird thing i got is a guy who always has to find a reason to be in my hyne sight- in the mirror so i can see him, or will work out next to me, stand near me, pass in front of me- like he wants me to watch him or something. he always and i mean constantly trying to make eye contact

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:huh: but im smarter than that. i know better....right ladies:grumble: i keep my headphones in- music blaring and focus.

This thread would be epic with pics of the gym strippers.

exactly, pics or it didn't happen :laugh:

... Now maybe I'm not doing this right but when they use the hip abductor machine...I'm pretty sure one of them is going to end up pregnant by it ...

stealing this photo omgsh!

I visited my aunts gym as her guest once and she told me it was nice, fancy, women only and I would love the experience hands down. Within the first 2 minutes of being on the center gym floor a lady walks by us with a leatard on...the back was a thong style and she had NOTHING else on! EWWWWW...Gross!

I never went back and recinded my signup for a free month trial after that.

I don't go to the gym, but I used to years ago. Weird stuff I've seen at the gym:

1. Two women running naked out of the shower area, followed by a worker carrying a hose, cursing in Spanish.
2. A woman shaving her beaver one leg up, closing the shower curtain apparently an inconvenience to her.

And...drumroll please:

3. Buck naked lady leaning next to me trying to read my newspaper. Which would have been slightly less creepy if she didn't have a circular patch of thick hair on her chest.


Not really into gyms for some reason...

So I haven't confirmed they are strippers but there is a group of girls that come to the gym around 3pm (same time as me as I work nightshift and this is when I get up) they are drop dead gorgeous, tight bodies, fake boobs and dressed with as little clothing as a gym would allow...anyway they interest me because their workouts almost look xrated.

I just enjoy watching the guys walking around dropping stuff and running into things trying to sneak a peak at them. Now maybe I'm not doing this right but when they use the hip abductor machine...I'm pretty sure one of them is going to end up pregnant by it haha

Just thought I would share....any characters at your gym that interest you? And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha

I'd say you have very strong circumstantial evidence to support your theory.

They typically have Pavlovian responses to both Glam rock and early 90s rock, so if your gym ever plays music by Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, Pearl Jam, or the Black Crowes, they will reveal themselves.

In my gym, it's just birds, squirrels, and insects.

Please wipe the machine off before use... you just cant get rid of herpes... FACT lol...

Not fact. This is an idiot statement.

It's true, you can't get rid of herpes once you have it. It's a virus that can lay dormat but never goes away.