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portalm
portalm Posts: 201 Member
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In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    I have bacon written on my jub jubs. Bacon will save the world.



    ERGO. My jub jubs save the world.
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
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    Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    I have to say Zombie Apocolype. Zombies have always freaked me out. I would miss bacon, but at least no one would eat my brain.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world

    WOW 3 million pounds of bacon?! Youd be rich!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Zombie apocalypse would be the worst.

    I would miss bacon, but it isn't a staple in my diet so I'd be ok.
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
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    did I hear "bacon"...?
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
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    I LOATHE BACON!

    Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

    Enough to make any sane person vomit.
  • StrongerNC
    StrongerNC Posts: 13
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    I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.
  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 547 Member
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    Definitely bacon. I'd have no issue carving up some zombies. I don't even want to imagine a world where I don't have the option of a fried egg and bacon on a burger.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.

    And this is why there will be no bacon with the coming catastrophe SMH ><

    *** IS ANYONE WILLING TO SAVE THE BACON!?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
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    Anything that takes my bacon away from me is a disaster!!!!! OMG NOT THE BACON!!!!
  • LNZimmer
    LNZimmer Posts: 94
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    mmmmm...bacon.

    *looks in fridge* (there is none)

    Has this happened already?
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    An alien invasion by an advanced race

    ^ The aliens might have even BETTER BACON than we do! :laugh: :noway:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    Well, my vote is on zombie apocolypse - but I'd survive because I hate bacon :)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    i'm a prepper.
    i stock ammunition, water, and bacon.
    i feel that i am ready for anything.
    my contingency plan consists of plenty of bacon to survive a lengthy period off the grid.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
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    I completely believer the baconator would swoop in and save the day.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
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    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    Also turkey bacon is not fake, its delicious and i have it every morning with breakfast!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    Can we at least get the fake bacon bits that they use for salad toppings? As long as we can get something that smells like bacon I can endure the zombies. Or perhaps..... zombie bacon!
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
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