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portalm
portalm Posts: 201 Member
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In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    I have bacon written on my jub jubs. Bacon will save the world.



    ERGO. My jub jubs save the world.
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
    Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    I have to say Zombie Apocolype. Zombies have always freaked me out. I would miss bacon, but at least no one would eat my brain.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Haha any kind of disaster I am high tailing it to my grandfathers ranch in the country. He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I will use it as currancy and be king in the post bacon world

    WOW 3 million pounds of bacon?! Youd be rich!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Zombie apocalypse would be the worst.

    I would miss bacon, but it isn't a staple in my diet so I'd be ok.
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
    did I hear "bacon"...?
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
    I LOATHE BACON!

    Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

    Enough to make any sane person vomit.
  • StrongerNC
    StrongerNC Posts: 13
    I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.
  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 549 Member
    Definitely bacon. I'd have no issue carving up some zombies. I don't even want to imagine a world where I don't have the option of a fried egg and bacon on a burger.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I was told there would be bacon here. There is no bacon. I'm leaving.

    And this is why there will be no bacon with the coming catastrophe SMH ><

    *** IS ANYONE WILLING TO SAVE THE BACON!?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Anything that takes my bacon away from me is a disaster!!!!! OMG NOT THE BACON!!!!
  • LNZimmer
    LNZimmer Posts: 94
    mmmmm...bacon.

    *looks in fridge* (there is none)

    Has this happened already?
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    An alien invasion by an advanced race

    ^ The aliens might have even BETTER BACON than we do! :laugh: :noway:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Well, my vote is on zombie apocolypse - but I'd survive because I hate bacon :)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i'm a prepper.
    i stock ammunition, water, and bacon.
    i feel that i am ready for anything.
    my contingency plan consists of plenty of bacon to survive a lengthy period off the grid.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    I completely believer the baconator would swoop in and save the day.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    Also turkey bacon is not fake, its delicious and i have it every morning with breakfast!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Can we at least get the fake bacon bits that they use for salad toppings? As long as we can get something that smells like bacon I can endure the zombies. Or perhaps..... zombie bacon!
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    skyrim-bacon.jpg
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    I can't even eat pork, so I'll have to go with nuclear winter.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    mmmmm...bacon.

    *looks in fridge* (there is none)

    Has this happened already?

    ^^ LULZ
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    This now concludes my 2 favorite bacon pictures :)

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  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    And just because I see my grandma 3 times a year doesn't mean I don't love her! On a more important note: I like your ticker.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    skyrim-bacon.jpg

    I want a bacon helmet! WTF!!!
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

    Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

    Alien Invasion would suck. Especially if they have advanced weapons that could destroy anything and everything. But not the worst. Nuclear winter would REALLY suck as nothing would grow, nothing could survive after prolonged exposure to radiation, pretty bad death. World wide disaster, not top of my charts either... Zombies... I think that is the worst. I am not going to lie, the one way I do NOT want to die is being eaten alive slowly by a swarm of zombies.

    pretty sure a swarm of zombies would kill you fairly quickly! its when you get attacked by one in the back alley whilst trying to escape the crowd of zombies that would eat you slowly!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    EOW? SHTF?

    Guns....check
    Ammo...check
    Water....check
    Bacon...check

    Yup, I'm ready.

    CMMG-Tactical-Bacon1325-3173.jpg
  • heliumheels
    heliumheels Posts: 241 Member
    bacon-lube.jpg?w=490&h=387
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    I'm not answering until I get my bacon.

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