You, Yes you COME HERE NOW, there is bacon.

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  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    He has almost 3 millions pounds of bacon walking around on his land =].

    I think I'm in love... :love: :love:
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    EOW? SHTF?

    Guns....check
    Ammo...check
    Water....check
    Bacon...check

    Yup, I'm ready.

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    AHHH you beat me to it!

    But here's where you can buy some. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c399/

    My grandma used to get some bacon like this when I was a kid. She bought it at Pamida and the can was opened with a key. It was almost as salty as my mother's vocabulary.
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610 Member
    skyrim-bacon.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    And just because I see my grandma 3 times a year doesn't mean I don't love her! On a more important note: I like your ticker.


    Oh thanks! I like your chesticles
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

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    eb99_porkkleen_bacon_scented_hand_sanitizer.jpg
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    Also turkey bacon is not fake, its delicious and i have it every morning with breakfast!

    Mmmmmm turkey bacon!
  • PhillyTD
    PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
    I'm READY!

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  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.

    lol -gag-
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    I seriously hope nobody uses bacon lube. That's disturbing.

    I would be throughly scared LOL
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I LOATHE BACON!

    Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

    Enough to make any sane person vomit.

    *sees Bacon in title, enters thread fully aware it must be full of people who love Bacon. Takes a giant poop in the middle of the room. Leaves.*

    Because THAT'S what "sane" people do??? Call me crazy, but.... Nope, that's pretty much it. I'd rather be crazy than this version of sane.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I LOATHE BACON!

    Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

    Enough to make any sane person vomit.

    *sees Bacon in title, enters thread fully aware it must be full of people who love Bacon. Takes a giant poop in the middle of the room. Leaves.*

    Because THAT'S what "sane" people do??? Call me crazy, but.... Nope, that's pretty much it. I'd rather be crazy than this version of sane.

    WOW^^^ JUST WOW ><
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I bet you eat bacon maybe 3 times a month, same with all of you other fake bacon loving sheep.

    lol maybe they use bacon in other ways... like......

    baconlube.jpg

    bacon_lover_soap_men.png

    eb99_porkkleen_bacon_scented_hand_sanitizer.jpg

    Personal hygiene Bacon may be taking things a tad far. Plus, we'd be attacked by dogs.
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    Tbh, the first I heard of a zombie apocalypse, I'd be straight out and robbing tescos of all their bacon, (and other essentials, like dairy milk) then boarding myself up in my house. Problem solved.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    I would rather deal with zombies than aliens. With aliens, you never know what you're going to get, plus they may have awesome weapons. Zombies are pretty straightforward - remove head from body, dead! However, I'm not really sure I'd want to live in a world without bacon, so maybe I'd just let the zombies take me....
  • ExtremeBeast
    ExtremeBeast Posts: 1 Member
    I would rather deal with zombies than aliens. With aliens, you never know what you're going to get, plus they may have awesome weapons. Zombies are pretty straightforward - remove head from body, dead! However, I'm not really sure I'd want to live in a world without bacon, so maybe I'd just let the zombies take me....

    Zombie status!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088 Member
    Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

    bacon.jpg
  • teelynn35
    teelynn35 Posts: 239 Member
    I LOATHE BACON!

    Horrible salty fatty slices of half burnt animal flesh.

    Enough to make any sane person vomit.


    I am proud to to say I'm insane. BACON!!!!!!!!
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224 Member
    Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

    bacon.jpg

    I'm saving this as my new desktop background.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    If there is no bacon, it doesn't matter. Either way I'll die a sad, sad death.
  • lindsy721
    lindsy721 Posts: 350 Member
    No BACON???? Say it ain't so!! GAAAHHH!!!

    *collapses in a heap for zombies, etc to attack... not caring... there is no point in living without bacon*....
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
    i eat real bacon everyday...therefore the lack of bacon in my life would be truly a sad day. i could deal with all the other ones....especially after reading The hunger games....lol
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    the lack of bacon would be the worst, the other stuff would at least be fun for a while
  • LNZimmer
    LNZimmer Posts: 94 Member
    Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

    bacon.jpg

    I'm saving this as my new desktop background.


    HAHAHAHAHA so much better than when I put spaghetti noodles through hot dogs and call them octopus'....'s....octopi. (However you make and octopus more than one. lol)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088 Member
    Without Bacon how would I make my Bacon Turtle Burgers?

    bacon.jpg

    I'm saving this as my new desktop background.

    Thought you might also appreciat this then:
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  • lsapphire
    lsapphire Posts: 297 Member
    eat bacon twice a week. wonder if i would go through some weird kind of withdrawal LOL:laugh:
  • Pollart77
    Pollart77 Posts: 265 Member
    So, are we supposed to eat back our bacon calories or not?
  • Jaccyber
    Jaccyber Posts: 620 Member
    In the event of a world wide catastrophe, which would be worse? An alien invasion by an advanced race, a zombie apocalypse, a nuclear winter, or a world wide natural disaster that would shake the very foundations of the world there by causing the LACK of bacon?

    The worst would be an >>>
    Advanced Zombie Alien invasion with the primary mission to devour all bacon :sad: :frown: :noway: :grumble:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I give you the bacon Imperial Walker:

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088 Member
    Maybe a bacon shortage could be a good thing? Gents, I present, the Bacon Bra:

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