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  • clbowman11
    clbowman11 Posts: 117
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    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"

    :laugh:
  • SarBear00b
    SarBear00b Posts: 188 Member
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    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"
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    LOL:laugh: ]
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
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    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.
  • Chapter3point6
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    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.

    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:
  • CanadianThunder
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    The way I see it, you were probably having sex prior to losing weight, so it doesn't really need to be logged.
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    Next time I have sex I will wear my heart rate monitor and let you know!

    My wife threatened to cut it off if I did that. I hope she was talking about the HRM
  • beachbumant_man
    beachbumant_man Posts: 48 Member
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  • smokinjackd
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    Tape a fitbit to your butt and count the revolutions.....lol
  • kingpt11
    kingpt11 Posts: 27
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    Well...
    I spend a lot of cals doint it.

    hmm.... not actually doing it, but running after the girl, in my brown raincoat and a mad look in my eyes, shure gets them running wild!
    IF i get lucky to grab her, im too tired for the rest. lol

    (gentleman, dont try this! this is just a joke! but if you do, pick some girl with running shoes. the ones with high heals dont run too much.)
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
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    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.

    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:

    I don't believe much guys say! :wink:
  • Chapter3point6
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    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.

    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:

    I don't believe much guys say! :wink:

    I'll respect you in the morning. :flowerforyou: :smooched:
  • terizz
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    How many calories does LOL burn, because I laughed a ton at this thread :)
  • Mitzimum
    Mitzimum Posts: 163 Member
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    hahaha lmfao, I've been wondering this for ages and been logging it as brisk walking... its really awkward when people comment on my 'great walk' ... SO going to log it now though just to see what people say :D
  • terizz
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    I just logged 30 minutes of love making as my exercise.. I just couldn't help myself LOL.. My only friend on my site will probably be like :0
  • celticmedic
    celticmedic Posts: 66 Member
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    A dixie cup is a sufficient container! :)
  • kris_root_2014
    kris_root_2014 Posts: 34 Member
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    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"

    LMAO!!! :drinker:
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    Can someone give me the calories burnt for 3 min of fun
  • Polskastar
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    This "thread" probably caused me to burn more calories from laughing than 30min on my elliptical!!!
    LOL it was awesome! I just labeled my "SEXERCISE" as Salsa and Mambo dance lessons.
    It was pretty funny because I posted and my 2 female friends at work congratulated me on my dance lessons!!
    HAHAHAHA
  • tara7779
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    Also surprised sperm isn't added to the food area; I'm sure this could help some people reach their protein intake calories. LOL!


    Lol!! Ewwwww...
  • Jerkface79
    Jerkface79 Posts: 1 Member
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    Isn't cum in there for 7 calories per 1 squirt?