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  • Posts: 53
    It only burns calories if it's anal. :drinker:

    HAHA!
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    I would like to order the pizza and meatballs please


    LOL!!!

    You found me! :P
  • Posts: 1,074 Member
    Give MFP this guideline! ;)

    ::crossing fingers the pic works haha::

    tumblr_m3iuheRHHK1r2j88no1_500.jpg

    You have to make the IMG into small not capital letters.
  • Posts: 89
    "To log or not to log the sex I just had..."

    I wish I had this problem...
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    You have to make the IMG into small not capital letters.

    Thanks! I think Im a pic pro now! I even removed it for this post due to bandwith spendage. Or whatever...
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    LOL!!!

    You found me! :P

    I followed the smell of pie
  • Posts: 613 Member
    that is my favorite exercise!!
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    Hahahah how many people are actually going to go and look now! I did lol
    LMFAO. Wowww, It really is in the database.
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    ok I admit I looked but will I ever use it NO. I mean really look under breakfast and see oh look she had a morning delight...I don't think so.
  • Posts: 867 Member
    Give MFP this guideline! ;)

    ::crossing fingers the pic works haha::

    tumblr_m3iuheRHHK1r2j88no1_500.jpg


    Dare I ask.....what constitutes as abnormal foreplay?
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    Dare I ask.....what constitutes as abnormal foreplay?

    finger in the butt
  • Posts: 162 Member
    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!!
  • Posts: 867 Member
    FINALLY I'LL GET MY DAILY PROTEIN NEEDS
  • Posts: 412 Member
    Sex is not exercise. First off if you do it often enough (daily) it's part of your daily expenditure and your body accustomed to it.

    Second..... why are you thinking about calories burned during sex?? ENJOY IT! That's what it's for!!!!! Show your partner some passion and love and forget about everything else!!!

    Also... 900 calories an hour sounds like a lot..... but for only 15 minutes..... not as much as you think.

    Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
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    that is my favorite exercise!!

    Me too :drinker:
  • Posts: 1,381 Member
    Honestly because it doesn't burn as many calories for women.

    You're doing it wrong...

    --P
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    finger in the butt

    I was wondering the same thing. Thank you for clarifying :laugh:

    I honestly never thought about logging it but it is always a long intense workout for me so I might just start lol.
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    I was wondering the same thing. Thank you for clarifying :laugh:

    I honestly never thought about logging it but it is always a long intense workout for me so I might just start lol.

    That's relly not THAT abnormal and certainly not active enough to burn that many calories
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    It is in the database as "Cum" and the serving size is "1 squirt" and apparently a container is 6 squirts

    It is in there, like that. But, how would you know how many squirts it is when you are swallowing it? I'd think that one orgasm would count as one measurement. I'm also wondering what kind of container they are talking about.
  • Posts: 513 Member
    Next time I have sex I will wear my heart rate monitor and let you know!
  • Posts: 117
    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 188 Member
    It sounds like it would be kind of awkward if you wanted to comment on someones status with that on there..
    "SoAndSo burned 394 calories doing 70 minutes of Intense Lovemaking!"

    What do you say to something like that, if you're one of those people who likes to congratulate people on their exercise? "Good burn?" "They lasted THAT long?" "Get some!"
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  • Posts: 1,428 Member
    "Generic - Cum, 1 container (6 squirts ea.)"
    Calories Carbs Fat Protein Sodium Sugar
    42/ 0/ 0/ 6/ 0/ 6

    Thanks MFP!!
    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.
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    :laugh: So it really is "just protein"! I can't believe it's in the database.

    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:
  • Posts: 84
    The way I see it, you were probably having sex prior to losing weight, so it doesn't really need to be logged.
  • Posts: 1,375 Member
    Next time I have sex I will wear my heart rate monitor and let you know!

    My wife threatened to cut it off if I did that. I hope she was talking about the HRM
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  • Posts: 341
    Tape a fitbit to your butt and count the revolutions.....lol
  • Posts: 27
    Well...
    I spend a lot of cals doint it.

    hmm.... not actually doing it, but running after the girl, in my brown raincoat and a mad look in my eyes, shure gets them running wild!
    IF i get lucky to grab her, im too tired for the rest. lol

    (gentleman, dont try this! this is just a joke! but if you do, pick some girl with running shoes. the ones with high heals dont run too much.)
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    What. You didn't believe us guys when we say that? :tongue:

    I don't believe much guys say! :wink:
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