The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

    I'll bring some Polish sausage.

    And the line, you got some {pick your ancestor} in ya?
    Want some?


    Tip your wait staff I'll be here all night. Poor OP did not know the pandora box he could open.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    we're all ears!

    you said it, now we must know!!

    cannot repeat, too embarrassing. usually in the heat of the moment and usually so dumb i have to bust out laughing and shaking my head. if i had to do it again, i'd get it tattooed somewhere else!!!

    oh, no way! you capped BELIEVE so you HAVE to share a few now!!!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    i got just the medicine you need...
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    My game is simple. I pull out my platinum Visa card and ask if she is in need of anything :)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    i got just the medicine you need...

    we'll get each other well prepped and share the injection together. now that's cookin'
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    I'll put the candle in your cake and you can blow it out
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

    Do you have any Greek in you? Would you like some?

    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

    Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

    Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

    Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

    oh man, that's the one i use around easter time! (but ask kiss the bunny)
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
    I'm such a big deal, p.m me for proof and I will have you drooling to the a.m
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Body fueled!! round 2?
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    And here I thought only guys need time between rounds to regenerate.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I will give you all the time you need baby!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Better eat a lot of starch so I can keep up for you, I mean with you. :wink:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I dont do too many starches but if you were one i would consider it...:blushing:
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
    Already proved 3 people here that I'm a big deal. Anyone else need proof?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Dan....I dont believe you...prove it!!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    Already proved 3 people here that I'm a big deal. Anyone else need proof?

    Needing proof...
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
    Lol pm me
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    ever have English sausage in the can? no? Bend over :)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Dub....I'm waiting....
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Little red riding hood here ...i am looking for someone to walk with me to grandma's house?
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    fawn,
    how shall i prove it? u cummin to philly soon?
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    "You see, When I came across your picture and profile on this site, you seem to posses some sort of magnetic charm that elicited my interest and fascination. My admiration and physical attraction drew forth my immediate response without hesitation because you appeal to my dreams, desire and taste. My sudden instinctive response was based primarily on a spontaneous mutual attraction which rendered me helpless and unable to resist communicating with you immediately, please afford me the opportunity to know you.
    Your profile captured my heart, only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you, the greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on you. They say, 'A picture is worth a thousand words,' but when I saw yours, I was speechless. Please do write back to let me know what is your plight. Take care"

    WOW
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Cupcake!!! wow is right!! LOL...Dan, I am on a flight right NOW!!!
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    meet ya half way.........right in the middle at the Y
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

    If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    Little red riding hood here ...i am looking for someone to walk with me to grandma's house?

    i'll be the big bad wolf......with the big eyes, big ears etc, etc
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    be right there Dan...
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Where have you been all my life?
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    Where have you been all my life?

    right here........problem is u aren't

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