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What should a guy never say to a woman?

misteranonymous
misteranonymous Posts: 12
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
The list may be long, but what if he could try it out on a bunch of women he doesn't know first, just to see if he's about to make a mistake? Would that be a good idea or a bad idea?

About Mister Anonymous: I am not an actual person, but an anonymous MFP user profile created to give guys a truly anonymous forum for asking tasteful, yet sensitive questions. For more information about how I work, see my profile.
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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    The list may be long, but what if he could try it out on a bunch of women he doesn't know first, just to see if he's about to make a mistake? Would that be a good idea or a bad idea?

    About Mister Anonymous: I am not an actual person, but an anonymous MFP user profile created to give guys a truly anonymous forum for asking tasteful, yet sensitive questions. For more information about how I work, see my profile.
    Hey.. is your friend single?
  • jnerdin
    jnerdin Posts: 39 Member
    [/quote]
    Hey.. is your friend single?
    [/quote]
    Wise choice.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    when are you due? especially to a woman holding a newborn...
  • DavetheHYNIC
    DavetheHYNIC Posts: 318 Member
    I agree with Stevie J, I like Stevie J, or agree with anything Stevie J says or does .
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    That's not how your sister did it.
  • Maribela86
    Maribela86 Posts: 11 Member
    :huh: Are you eating again?
  • Charliesuccess
    Charliesuccess Posts: 181 Member
    :huh: Are you eating again?

    LOL
  • clairegogogo
    clairegogogo Posts: 215
    What's your last name again?
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    for my grad student friends...

    When do you defend?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Never, ever ask when they are "due" unless you can actually see the baby crowning.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    No my darling, its not those jeans that make your *kitten* look fat, its your fat *kitten* that makes your *kitten* look fat!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    No my darling, its not those jeans that make your *kitten* look fat, its your fat *kitten* that makes your *kitten* look fat!

    ..or, no, those jeans looked perfectly fine on the rack.
  • Williamj
    Williamj Posts: 199 Member
    Don't be irrational.
  • jtslim42
    jtslim42 Posts: 240
    HAHA! These are hilarious!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    "I've got an early gig. Let yourself out."
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    "Are you a natural blonde?"
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Will you marry me?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    See...irrational!
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Are you PMS'ing? ...especially not during a disagreement.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    a guy should never ask a question that he has already asked.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    What did you do to keep yourself busy while I was at sea for six months?

    (Trust me, you won't like the answer.)
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Was it good for you?
    If you don't already know the answer to that question then you probably already know the answer to that question
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Are you PMSing?
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
    "you eat all the time"

    "i find you more attractive when you loose weight..i dont know if you noticed"



    :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :noway: :noway:
  • sheila569
    sheila569 Posts: 269 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
    Never, ever ask when they are "due" unless you can actually see the baby crowning.


    Hahaha ^^^ thats great
  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.

    This.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
  • sheila569
    sheila569 Posts: 269 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
    :mad:
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