What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
    :mad:

    Or hallway runner? AKA landing strip
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.

    This dude knows where it's at.
  • Love_flowers
    Love_flowers Posts: 365 Member
    "Have you gained weight?" :noway:
  • EnglishTeaa
    EnglishTeaa Posts: 2
    When texting... "k"
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    you swallow right?
    oh, you are on birth control aren't you? 'cause I just.........
    Is your mom single?
    You sure you want to go out dressed like that??
    Honey are these your skinny jeans or mine?
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    What is your first name again (after having sex with her after picking her up at the bar)

    Your hot, hell I would have sex with you in front of my wife, you interested?
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    Anything that he doesn't mean.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Anything that he doesn't mean.


    Yep. Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you're in.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Are you in yet?
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    You're right, Heather did look hot tonight.

    Calm down.

    You're a c***.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    my ex did it like this
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Am I in yet?
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    whats wrong?
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

    Exactly! You don't! Actually an online date bought me a set of anal beads for first date...sent me a text telling she had bought me a brand new set of beads that she couldn't wait to try on me. Yeah.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Excuse me, Sir? :huh:
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    My bad. Dude, that was one pervy *kitten* woman you had there on the line. How did the date go?
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 231 Member
    afterwards..."Thank You Soooo Much"

    afterwards...."I Love You" They never think it is sincere.

    Anytime....yes dear, those pants do make your butt look big....
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    It was a tense ride back home...cheeks clenched and all. Date never happened, I was afraid she'd pull a shocker on me.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Excuse me, Sir? :huh:

    Guilty! LMAO...and then they get mad when in fact, they are trying to look like a SIR! WTF!
  • jimgatewood
    jimgatewood Posts: 85 Member
    Was this a woman who asked this question?
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    anything that comes out of my mouth
  • jonwv
    jonwv Posts: 362 Member
    this actually happened:
    girl walking down street
    guys asks girl...are you pregnant again?
    girl says no
    guy then says oh you look like it

    true story
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You look like your Mom.
    You grow a better mustache than I do.
    Your sister swallows.
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    When texting... "k"
    I hate when someone says "K" when I am texting them!
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
    :mad:

    Or hallway runner? AKA landing strip

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    Men need to know their place and its always in the wrong.

    But, saying that, as long as a guy remembers two things then there will be peace and harmony for ever.

    1) A woman is always right
    2) In case of dispute or misunderstanding, refer to Rule 1
  • aaeros
    aaeros Posts: 157
    Yes, that does make you look fat.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Can I get some fries with that shake.

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