What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    What did you do to keep yourself busy while I was at sea for six months?

    (Trust me, you won't like the answer.)
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Was it good for you?
    If you don't already know the answer to that question then you probably already know the answer to that question
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    Are you PMSing?
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
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    "you eat all the time"

    "i find you more attractive when you loose weight..i dont know if you noticed"



    :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :noway: :noway:
  • sheila569
    sheila569 Posts: 269 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
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    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
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    Never, ever ask when they are "due" unless you can actually see the baby crowning.


    Hahaha ^^^ thats great
  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
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    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.

    This.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
  • sheila569
    sheila569 Posts: 269 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
    :mad:
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Does the rug match the drapes.

    area rug? wall to wall? Or hard wood?
    :mad:

    Or hallway runner? AKA landing strip
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    Are you really sure it's my kid?

    I am unemployed.

    I feel sad.

    I feel <anything>.

    You <anything>.

    <anything>.

    This dude knows where it's at.
  • Love_flowers
    Love_flowers Posts: 365 Member
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    "Have you gained weight?" :noway:
  • EnglishTeaa
    EnglishTeaa Posts: 2
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    When texting... "k"
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    you swallow right?
    oh, you are on birth control aren't you? 'cause I just.........
    Is your mom single?
    You sure you want to go out dressed like that??
    Honey are these your skinny jeans or mine?
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    What is your first name again (after having sex with her after picking her up at the bar)

    Your hot, hell I would have sex with you in front of my wife, you interested?
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
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    Anything that he doesn't mean.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Anything that he doesn't mean.


    Yep. Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you're in.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Are you in yet?
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
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    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

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