What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    LOL....There is no rug.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
    HOLY SHEEEYITTT!! That's NOT why its called a blow job!!!
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...
    and the answer is??
  • FoxyMcDeadlift
    FoxyMcDeadlift Posts: 771 Member
    Anything.
  • philOHIO
    philOHIO Posts: 520 Member
    Anything I say to my wife at any given moment.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Last Summer I got this super cute tank (or so I thought...) and as I was putting it on to go out one night my boyfriend said, "Wow, you wear that all the time!"
    LOL! I wasn't too sure how to take that!
  • Tilran
    Tilran Posts: 627 Member
    "ever thought about getting some implants?"
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    There are a ton of funny statements, but here are a few missing ones:

    My ex-girl friend (did that too, liked this restaurant, or gave me that as a present).

    When was our anniversary?

    No, your mother can't come to dinner with us.....

    Don't go shopping today.

    I don't want to see that stupid Vampire movie, stop asking me to take you.

    Who's your hot, new friend? Oh, my friends wanted to know.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    "ever thought about getting some implants?"

    LMAO...somewhere out there, there is a guy that can pull that question off. I am not that guy.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You look like my Ex.....
  • Vizhen
    Vizhen Posts: 10 Member
    "It's that time of the month?" or anything along those lines dealing with her behavior and time of the month whether it is that time or not. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER mention it. EVER!
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?

    Where's the fun in just telling you? Wouldn't you rather figure it out for yourself? ;)
  • docdrd
    docdrd Posts: 174 Member
    Have you thought about (fill in the exercise she used to do) .... your thighs aren't looking as toned as they used to
  • shani251
    shani251 Posts: 145 Member
    How about "what are you up to now?" (referring to weight)

    :noway: :grumble:
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    I didn't mean to sleep with her...
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    Anything that isn't a yes or no question. Otherwise you are abut to have a conversation about a bunch of **** you care nothing about.
  • nangel4u
    nangel4u Posts: 119
    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

    Exactly!!!!!! LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • AriesGrl
    AriesGrl Posts: 174 Member
    When texting... "k"
    OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DESPISED THE "K" TEXT....LOL
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?

    Where's the fun in just telling you? Wouldn't you rather figure it out for yourself? ;)

    Guys! See this question does work! And you wonder why we ask!
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    If you like her... don't say anything at all... Cause everything that is said, is taken the wrong way.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Does the rug match the drapes.

    *sigh* If I had a quarter for every time I've been asked this question...

    I vote that we settle this matter once and for all..., "Soooooo, does it?" Does it match the drapes?

    Where's the fun in just telling you? Wouldn't you rather figure it out for yourself? ;)

    Guys! See this question does work! And you wonder why we ask!

    Haha, I wasn't the one who originally posted this question. I know exactly why you ask. :)
  • eyestylemom
    eyestylemom Posts: 107 Member
    "Whatever"
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    This one is a little long...

    A couple of years ago, my wife woke me in the middle of the night saying she was having terrible dreams. We cuddled up so she could share the scary with me and she told me that she'd been dreaming that all my ex-girlfriends were looking me up and that they all looked like Shania Twain.

    I told her I thought it was pretty incredible how people grow so close over the years that they even start having the same dreams.


    Ya see, she SAYS she has a sense of humor, but noooooo!
  • kaosbeast
    kaosbeast Posts: 2
    I have a story about something I said but it was intended to aggravate

    We were at a superbowl party and a male friend of mine said that this girl that lived in the co-ed dorm we all lived in should go and wash the dishes. She asked why she should and he said "because you're a girl." The other women in the room became irate at this statement so I decided to throw gas on the fire and said, "Bart that is totally unfair for you to say, the other women should have to go and help too." I was mister popular the rest of the night.
  • hamiltonba
    hamiltonba Posts: 474 Member
    Men need to know their place and its always in the wrong.

    But, saying that, as long as a guy remembers two things then there will be peace and harmony for ever.

    1) A woman is always right
    2) In case of dispute or misunderstanding, refer to Rule 1


    The above is so condescending. We're not always right, but if we are - we really are - it's not because we're a woman. Believe me, we women would love it if the guy could be right once in a while.
  • Topsking2010
    Topsking2010 Posts: 2,245 Member
    I will get my divorce when I meet someone special.

    Thought I was going to get thrown out of the car for that one!!!
  • ATclassof2021
    ATclassof2021 Posts: 232 Member
    Why did your ex leave you....

    Are those real?

    How many men have you been with?

    Are you in your prime?

    How old are you (refrence the above)?

    Whats your name again?

    And pretty much any question that begins with the letters A-Z.......LMAO
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    Men need to know their place and its always in the wrong.

    But, saying that, as long as a guy remembers two things then there will be peace and harmony for ever.

    1) A woman is always right
    2) In case of dispute or misunderstanding, refer to Rule 1


    The above is so condescending. We're not always right, but if we are - we really are - it's not because we're a woman. Believe me, we women would love it if the guy could be right once in a while.

    If that is so, then why do all the women I know, come to me and ask me for problems they can't solve... proof that they aren't always right. only want to believe so... foolish if you ask me

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