What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • RubyWare
    RubyWare Posts: 51 Member
    Are you PMS'ing? ...especially not during a disagreement.

    ^^^ agrees ^^^ not a smart question

    Or how about my FIL asking my MIL if she'd taken her "*****-b-gones" .... we all slowly backed out the room and let him fend for himself
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    NEVER ASK A WOMEN IS IT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU???? HAHAHA NOT UNLESS YOU WANT HER TO LIE TO YOU

    Instead ask if her Furry Goblet is small enough...that always works for me.

    Clearly if you're not big enough she must be using that thing till it got too loose.
  • Skinnymunkii
    Skinnymunkii Posts: 191 Member
    Anything that starts with "Hey Baby..."
  • sleonardbranson
    sleonardbranson Posts: 161
    Are you PMS'ing? ...especially not during a disagreement.

    This for sure......
  • Sixalicious
    Sixalicious Posts: 283 Member
    Stop acting like a woman!!!! :explode:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    NEVER ASK A WOMEN IS IT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU???? HAHAHA NOT UNLESS YOU WANT HER TO LIE TO YOU

    Instead ask if her Furry Goblet is small enough...that always works for me.

    Clearly if you're not big enough she must be using that thing till it got too loose.

    Barrack Obama DOES NOT approve this message.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,050 Member
    My last girlfriend before you.........................


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  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I do
  • wildcatnyc
    wildcatnyc Posts: 2,410 Member
    You spent how much on that purse/shoes/outfit?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    NEVER ASK A WOMEN IS IT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU???? HAHAHA NOT UNLESS YOU WANT HER TO LIE TO YOU

    This reflects a basic lack of understanding of the human male...of course we want you to lie to us!

    I don't, cause if you lie... then it makes me think that everything is grand... until you stab me in the back when I find out that your sleeping with Doug the exchange student from Russia. Truth, means that I can take measures to make it better... lies means I think everything is peachy. Nothing is broken... nothing needs fixed

    I'm not taking this thread as serious relationship advice, rather just a bit of fun.

    That said, I know I think things my wife should not hear and I know damn good and well I don't want to hear her unfiltered thoughts about me.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    when are you due? especially to a woman holding a newborn...
    I did this once but she wasn't holding the baby. She did give birth already and I asked how much longer. Oops
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    Are you pmsing?
  • PaleoRDH
    PaleoRDH Posts: 266
    I don't care what my friends and family say...........I think you're great.
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    I don't care what my friends and family say...........I think you're great.

    AH HA!!!!
  • Growtinymusclesgrow
    Growtinymusclesgrow Posts: 152 Member
    (said during sex) Baby, can you do it this way? You know, more like your friend _________________ does it?
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    Excuse me Sir....
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    bump for later
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Don't be irrational.


    YES!!! Any guy who says that should guard his privates. It makes me madder than anything.
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    Like others have said: Are you PMSing? Or...calm down/be quiet when I'm really excited about my team playing or if there is a disagreement.
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I don't, cause if you lie... then it makes me think that everything is grand... until you stab me in the back when I find out that your sleeping with Doug the exchange student from Russia. Truth, means that I can take measures to make it better... lies means I think everything is peachy. Nothing is broken... nothing needs fixed

    Doug is not a very good name for a Russian exchange student.

    If I sleep with an exchange student I want him to have a foreign name like Vlad or Dimitri or Igor or Ivanov or something.

    Otherwise what's the point? :huh:
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
    My ex used to do _______ to me, for me.

    My ex used to let me do _____

    Hey you got the money to pay for this right?

    You dont mind washing a few things for me right? Since you girls are always so much better at it?

    Wow did you see the tits/*kitten* on that one?

    My Momma always____ when I was sick.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HAHA!! The very first real argument I had with my husband (before we were married) was when he asked me to iron his shirt for him before we went out. I showed him where the iron and board were, he was sooo pissed that I told him to do it himself!
  • CricketLaw
    CricketLaw Posts: 10
    Stop acting like a woman!!!! :explode:

    I actually had a police man tell me that one! LOL!!!
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    My personal pet peeve. It's a sure fire way for my hubby to get me to go nuclear on his ar$e!
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    Stop acting like a woman!!!! :explode:

    I actually had a police man tell me that one! LOL!!!

    I had a police officer say to me that he was suprised I could back my car into a parking spot because I'm a woman.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    "Are you a natural blonde?"
    just like a 747, the little black box always tells the truth...
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    My ex used to do _______ to me, for me.

    My ex used to let me do _____

    Hey you got the money to pay for this right?

    You dont mind washing a few things for me right? Since you girls are always so much better at it?

    Wow did you see the tits/*kitten* on that one?

    My Momma always____ when I was sick.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HAHA!! The very first real argument I had with my husband (before we were married) was when he asked me to iron his shirt for him before we went out. I showed him where the iron and board were, he was sooo pissed that I told him to do it himself!

    This.
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
    "You know Mum does it this way......."

    "You look better in the dark" and yes that was a direct quote from my hubby

    Whacks ar$e "Ride the waves of aftershocks!"
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
    1. "You have nothing to be upset about"

    2. Hubby works all day, comes home to a clean house, clean kids, who are quietly doing their homework while dinner is in the oven. Wife is in the shower getting ready to work till midnight and the first thing he says to her is "so what did you do all day?"
    On her birthday, which he had completely forgotten. True story.

    3. "You just don't understand"
  • sophieclarev
    sophieclarev Posts: 55
    Oh and "let me help you with that little girl"....I may be 5 foot 2 but I was a Firefighter for 6 frickin' years and bloody strong!
  • kidcole11
    kidcole11 Posts: 98 Member
    you look "fine" said in a very flat voice. uck. hate it.
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