What should a guy never say to a woman?

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  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
    Men need to know their place and its always in the wrong.

    But, saying that, as long as a guy remembers two things then there will be peace and harmony for ever.

    1) A woman is always right
    2) In case of dispute or misunderstanding, refer to Rule 1

    This
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
    I hear this one in auto parts stores a LOT: "Are you SURE that's the part you need?"

    If I'm smart enough to find the auto parts store and know what to ask for, then YES, I'm SURE, and if I'm not, it's my problem not yours.


    Only two words a man needs to know are "Yes Dear"
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    "You want to take a lap nap?"
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Tell her shhhhh....I dare you.
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    I am a stay at home mom and my husband has NO CLUE what I do throughout the course of a day so I hear the "I see you did this_____________how come you didn't do it___________way?" or "What did you do all day" Instead of getting mad I started telling him I ate bon bons while watching movies with my BF....really we have a three year old, three cats, a dog and a horse WTF does he think I did all day?
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    "I forgot my wallet". :explode:
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    "What did you do all day"

    I just have to ask, to all the ladies that posted this.... to me it seems like he is just trying to start a conversation. So, What would you want to hear instead?
  • jkcrawford
    jkcrawford Posts: 435 Member
    Don't and i repeat Don't ask me what's for dinner, when you know I'm not making anything as I am already pissed. Here is the cook book, the receipt is on pg....the ingredients are in the fridge..
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    How long have you been a woman for?
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Is that an adams apple ?
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
    Do you accept Visa?
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
    wow!!.. you are good enough to do this for a living!!!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I'll just leave the money on the nightstand.
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
    "What did you do all day"

    I just have to ask, to all the ladies that posted this.... to me it seems like he is just trying to start a conversation. So, What would you want to hear instead?


    How about a nice kiss and a how was your day
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    You remind me of my ex.:angry:
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    "I need you to run down to the auto parts store and pick up a Left headlight repair kit, some spark plug bearings and some windshield wiper repair kits."






    It's great fun when she calls from the auto parts store because "those morons are trying to tell me that none of that exists, but I keep telling them that my man wouldn't lie to me!!"

    Not so much fun when she gets home, however...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    After a spirited discussion about football with your buddy's girlfriend, turn to your own girlfriend & say, "why can't you be more like her?" That just pisses off 2 women (the buddy's g/f gets pissed on behalf of yours and your g/f gets pissed at you AND her) & it's bad enough when you piss of 1 :bigsmile:
  • stubbseyt
    stubbseyt Posts: 84 Member
    nah, your just big boned!
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
    Was it good for you?
    If you don't already know the answer to that question then you probably already know the answer to that question

    HAHAHA :laugh:
  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
    "can i kiss you?"
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 52 Member
    Are you in yet?

    Dude, why would you be saying that to a woman? LOL

    that is hilarious:laugh: Omg i Just swallowed the ball to my tongue ring ...crap!!
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

    *Dying of laughter* I love this thread!
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 52 Member
    "Are you a witch( I have very long dark hair) because you just put a spell on me" Really guy?, Oh and said this in front of my husband who was playing pool ... Dumb dumb and more dumb...do you think these comments are invited???Noooooooo
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
    If I say "Calm down" to my wife, she hits me.

    See...irrational!

    This!!!!
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
    I am a stay at home mom and my husband has NO CLUE what I do throughout the course of a day so I hear the "I see you did this_____________how come you didn't do it___________way?" or "What did you do all day" Instead of getting mad I started telling him I ate bon bons while watching movies with my BF....really we have a three year old, three cats, a dog and a horse WTF does he think I did all day?

    Being a SAHM is tough, I think mine might be more supportive luckily, though I do feel your pain...
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    During a disagreement if she gets upset: "You do this to yourself. Why do you do this to yourself?"
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Oh shut up and quit your b!tchin you silly nag.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    I don't care what my friends and family say...........I think you're great.

    This is the winner! :laugh:
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 52 Member
    During a disagreement if she gets upset: "You do this to yourself. Why do you do this to yourself?"



    oh nooooo THIS is the winner:drinker:
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    NEVER!!!!
    -call a woman crazy. ILL SHOW YOU CRAZY.
    -suggest that she is fat
    -say her friend/sister/mother is hot
    -shut up and make me sandwhich



    All of the above will get you a kung fu shot right to the nads. And no more naughty, ever.

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