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Your funniest quote.

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  • SunshineDay76
    SunshineDay76 Posts: 94
    My daughter mixed What the Heck? and What in the World? together one time to become our family's favorite saying:

    "What the heck in the world?"

    Also, one time her dad was watching TV - the amazing race and they were on a safari - and he yelled out "I call B.S!" And this same daughter without hesitation yelled "I call Elephants!"

    So yeah, those 2 have stuck in our house! HAHA
  • Simonino
    Simonino Posts: 75 Member
    A little dirty one :)
    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Don't sweat the petty things, and definitely never pet the sweaty things.
    OMG - Soooo funny!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    TEAMWORK - pretending to get along with people who suck, to reach a common goal that is stupid.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    There is too much blood in my caffeine stream!
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