The calories don't count if....

tinz75
tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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...I closed my office door and then hid behind the wall to eat it.
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    ... If I went for a 10min walk. That's enough, right?
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    ... I switched my brain on and thought about it.*


    * Given a 'reasonable' calorie surplus/deficit (a few hundred per day).
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I was standing up when I ate it.
  • smhaze77
    smhaze77 Posts: 52 Member
    If its TOM, surely the calories don't count then :tongue:
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    ...it's my birthday
  • jmeyer925
    jmeyer925 Posts: 326 Member
    ... If you're "sharing" a dessert (and probably use your spoon like a shovel) :laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I ate celery. That way the negative calories mean I can eat at least and extra 1000 calories, right?
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    ....i ate them while sleepwalking!
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
    it's alcohol. ;)
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    If your standing up or no 1 sees!
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    it's a "handful" --that's not a real measurement!
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    It's homemade. :devil:
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    ^^LOL! Great minds! :wink:


    ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...
  • Cyngen
    Cyngen Posts: 557 Member
    I ate it standing over the sink.

    Or

    Donut holes have no calories...
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    If no one else saw me eat it, it didn't happen.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    :flowerforyou: If no one sees you eat it!
  • TLPat
    TLPat Posts: 55 Member
    if I had to share it with my son and (02) daughters (piece of cake, that is!)
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    If the food is not from this country!
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
    I don't remember eating them!
    Or
    If I don't log them???
  • rcillo219
    rcillo219 Posts: 76 Member

    ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...

    Hahaha this! And they OBVIOUSLY don't count if you logged one thing but decided to eat something else. Hey at least SOMETHING was logged, right?
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    The calories don't count if you eat a large chocolate gateaux in the shower. That's just one example of clean eating.

    and i was wondering what the other half was doing in the shower last night by licking the plughole! lol :noway:
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    The biscuits were already broken, cos all the calories will have evaporated.

    (I've literally just done this - now, who's go the webcam in our office kitchen?)
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    "Pics, or it didn't happen." So don't have your picture taken while eating.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    They don't count if you eat really really fast.
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    ..... you stand on one leg to eat cos engaging your core to balance uses like a gasquillion-gillion calories, right?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :-(

    You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













    Please?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    You guys are DISGUSTING with your food choices!!!!!!!!!!

    I dip all my food in hot soapy water and Dawn dishwashing soap.

    EAT CLEAN OR GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :-(

    You're right. Thirty lashes for all of us.













    Please?

    How bout some cute instead?

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    How bout some cute instead?

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    SQUEEEEE!

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