The calories don't count if....

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tinz75
tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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...I closed my office door and then hid behind the wall to eat it.
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    ... If I went for a 10min walk. That's enough, right?
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
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    ... I switched my brain on and thought about it.*


    * Given a 'reasonable' calorie surplus/deficit (a few hundred per day).
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I was standing up when I ate it.
  • smhaze77
    smhaze77 Posts: 52 Member
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    If its TOM, surely the calories don't count then :tongue:
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
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    ...it's my birthday
  • jmeyer925
    jmeyer925 Posts: 326 Member
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    ... If you're "sharing" a dessert (and probably use your spoon like a shovel) :laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    I ate celery. That way the negative calories mean I can eat at least and extra 1000 calories, right?
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
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    ....i ate them while sleepwalking!
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    it's alcohol. ;)
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
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    If your standing up or no 1 sees!
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
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    it's a "handful" --that's not a real measurement!
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
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    It's homemade. :devil:
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    ^^LOL! Great minds! :wink:


    ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...
  • Cyngen
    Cyngen Posts: 557 Member
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    I ate it standing over the sink.

    Or

    Donut holes have no calories...
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
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    If no one else saw me eat it, it didn't happen.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    :flowerforyou: If no one sees you eat it!
  • TLPat
    TLPat Posts: 55 Member
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    if I had to share it with my son and (02) daughters (piece of cake, that is!)
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    If the food is not from this country!
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
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    I don't remember eating them!
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    If I don't log them???
  • rcillo219
    rcillo219 Posts: 76 Member
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    ...It's homemade by someone else. Don't want to be rude and not eat it right? Surely homemade calories don't count...

    Hahaha this! And they OBVIOUSLY don't count if you logged one thing but decided to eat something else. Hey at least SOMETHING was logged, right?

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