questions to ask an escort, but were afraid to ask

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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    Do you ever worry about getting laid off?
  • cbseastrunk1729
    cbseastrunk1729 Posts: 8
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    Do you charge by the minute or by the inch?

    Now that's funny!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    not necessarily true
  • Mandykinz2008
    Mandykinz2008 Posts: 292 Member
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    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    ^^
    Um..that's 2 questions..

    Trojan or Lifestyle?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    not necessarily true

    I've already asked that question, and all of his dates have been women.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    I think it's pronounced -'Hay-zeus'.... the Mexican ladyboy on the corner by the drugstore?
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    Do you ever plan to retire, or will you get a job as a greeter at the local sex shop?
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
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    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    Do you ever worry about getting laid off?


    ahhhh good one. . .
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Is where he works hiring? :smokin:
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
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    DO YOU KNOW DUECE BIGALOW???
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
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    Are you going to pay cash, up front, because I dont take paypal and cheques always bounce!!
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
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    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.
  • Seriousmom3
    Seriousmom3 Posts: 164
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    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    :laugh: Im at work and just busted out laughing...too funny!
  • LifeChangingExp8512
    LifeChangingExp8512 Posts: 184
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    Any specials?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Does he give loyalty discounts? (like half off every 3 times or something like that)
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
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    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    Dude, you can quit now...you will never top this one. I tip my hat to you, the master!

    Oh but he will...
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    Do you take coupons?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    Any specials?

    Already asked that. There is a referal discount.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.

    I would as the same. But I DO find that attractive. :love:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.

    I would as the same. But I DO find that attractive. :love:


    FYI...male escorts are uasually hired by...wait for it.....MALES....sorry!

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