questions to ask an escort, but were afraid to ask

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  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    Yup :laugh:
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    This is about the third time today that you've made me quite literally LOL and have to explain myself to my office mates.

    Sorry just having fun....like everyday! Glad you're laughing.:flowerforyou:

    No it's ok; I really needed a laugh today!!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Damn cuz you need jesus!

    does he tip well?

    I heart you!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Is it OK if I call you a hooker? I have standards.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Your show Gigolos on Showtime is entertaining, but how in the WORLD do you get down with some of those chicks? I mean, is there enough money in the world for some of them?!?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    That's not usually how they are transmitted.......just try not to exchange fluids

    You can never be too careful!

    Uhh, yeah, you can. That's actually a really rude thing to say to/about someone, even in jest. Not to mention it suggests an ignorance about disease transmission.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Got a female counterpart that could show me some fun new tricks I havent heard of?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Where did you learn that trick my Uncle likes?
  • ellenasl210
    ellenasl210 Posts: 95 Member
    How often do you have to Nair your balls?


    hahahahah xD
  • fatfrost
    fatfrost Posts: 367 Member
    If you are talking high-end, they are actually much less likely to have STDs than folks in the normal population. It's the same way that a cab driver gets his oil changed a lot more regularly than non-professional drivers.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    Do you ever worry about getting laid off?
  • cbseastrunk1729
    cbseastrunk1729 Posts: 8
    Do you charge by the minute or by the inch?

    Now that's funny!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    not necessarily true
  • Mandykinz2008
    Mandykinz2008 Posts: 292 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    ^^
    Um..that's 2 questions..

    Trojan or Lifestyle?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    It's not generally women who hire male escorts.

    not necessarily true

    I've already asked that question, and all of his dates have been women.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Your job is lame bro..its not a question but a fact! You gotta get paid to get laid? All the chicks no body wants you get in that? Damn cuz you need jesus!

    Something like that!

    I think it's pronounced -'Hay-zeus'.... the Mexican ladyboy on the corner by the drugstore?
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Do you ever plan to retire, or will you get a job as a greeter at the local sex shop?
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
    If you could ask a male escort anything, what would you ask him?

    Do you ever worry about getting laid off?


    ahhhh good one. . .
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Is where he works hiring? :smokin:
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    DO YOU KNOW DUECE BIGALOW???
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    Are you going to pay cash, up front, because I dont take paypal and cheques always bounce!!
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.
  • Seriousmom3
    Seriousmom3 Posts: 164
    Could you please not breath your STDs on me?

    :laugh: Im at work and just busted out laughing...too funny!
  • LifeChangingExp8512
    LifeChangingExp8512 Posts: 184
    Any specials?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Does he give loyalty discounts? (like half off every 3 times or something like that)
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    Why did your Mom start a thread about you on MFP?

    Dude, you can quit now...you will never top this one. I tip my hat to you, the master!

    Oh but he will...
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    Do you take coupons?
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Any specials?

    Already asked that. There is a referal discount.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.

    I would as the same. But I DO find that attractive. :love:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I'd ask if the male escort also entertained male clients. I find guys that bat for both teams unattractive.

    I would as the same. But I DO find that attractive. :love:


    FYI...male escorts are uasually hired by...wait for it.....MALES....sorry!

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