Silly joke time, put em on :-)
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Piglett :"Tigger, why are you starein' in the toilet?
Tigger: "I'm looking for Pooh"0 -
Guy sees a lady sitting at the other end of the bar - calls the bartender over and says "hey, I'll have another beer and see if that *kitten* down there would like a drink on me."
Bartender says, "hey buddy, not sure where you get off saying such a thing, that's very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it.."
Guy says, "ok, whatever, I take it back. Would you please ask that attractive lady if she would like a drink on me then?"
Bartender walks to end of bar and says "excuse me, miss, that fella up there would like to buy you a drink, can I get you anything?"
Lady thinks for a minute then says, "hmmm, ok...I'll have a vinegar & water.". :drinker:0 -
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey0 -
I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a catflap!!!! :-)
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa0 -
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey0 -
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A Wonkey
What do you call a three legged Donkey with one eye?
A Winky Wonkey0 -
Easiest way to get rid of a blonde..............................put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.0
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If a dairy cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?0
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What did they blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
"Awe! Bagel seeds!"0 -
Doctor: Congratulations, you have a life inside you!
Patient: But doctor, I am a man!!!
Doctor: Well.. Ascarids doesn't really care...0 -
This ones a bit long, but hey. It's a guy writing in to an agony aunt in a UK tabloid.
Dear Deirdre. I have never written to you before but i really need your advice. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings and if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot & when I ask the names it's "you don't know them", i try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I ususally fall asleep. Anyway last night i decided to finally check on her. Around midnight i hid in the garage behind my motorbike so as to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning her blouse which was open and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment as i crouched behind my motorbike i noticed it, a hairline crack where the fairing meets the tank, is this something i can fix myself or should i take it back to the shop?0 -
What did they blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
"Awe! Bagel seeds!"
[/quote} Love it0 -
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Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?
HE DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS!!
MY LIL GIRL TOLD ME THAT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS!0 -
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: *gagging noise*
Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: WANNA RIDE BIKES?!??!?!??
Q: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Hippies screw in smelly sleeping bags.
Q: How many houseflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but we have no idea how they got in there.
Knock knock
Who's There?
To
To who?
To whom
(this next one is best told in person with a LOT of commitment on your part)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Can you sing some
Can you sing some who?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(a la Roger Daltrey in Won't Get Fooled Again)
:laugh: These were awesome... love the "sing some Who" one...0 -
a poor share cropper hit the lotto.He asked his wife what is the one thing she always wanted. She said a milk bath like the rich ladies have. He went to the local dairy and asked for milk so he could get it for his wife's milk bath. The clerk asked him how much he wanted . the share cropper replied, "I don't know, a few gallons? enough to take a bath in."." Would you like it pasturized?" The clerk asked . "Oh no," said the share cropper, "just up to her hips will be plenty!.":bigsmile:0
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grandad.
****, quick open up that coffin!0 -
What did they blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
"Awe! Bagel seeds!"
HILARIOUS!0 -
Did you hear about the courderoy pillows?.....................................They're making Headlines!0
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M wife told me that she liked morning sex
So why did she slap me when I got on top of her during her Grandad's funeral!0 -
Everytone thinks that girls dream is to meet the prince on a white horse. Bull%&£t!!! Every girls dream is to eat and not become fat!0
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