Silly joke time, put em on :-)
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice Belt"0 -
B/c poop jokes never get old. This is my 7y/o's favorite!!
Knock knock
Who's there
Small mop
Small mop who
This made me lol, I'm not going to lie. I'm 25.0 -
I remember my mothers last words to me....
What you doing with that pillow?0 -
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
LOL!! I crack myself up!!0 -
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In a rack
Q: Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!0 -
Anything unrelated to an elephant is irrelephant...0
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I was running this morning and heard someone clapping... It was just my thighs cheering me on!0
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How do you upset Heather Mills? Nick Clegg.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.0 -
Anything unrelated to an elephant is irrelephant...
This made me LOL!!0 -
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on it!!!0 -
haven't read them all... hopefully this isn't a double
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters... where do girls with one leg work?
... IHOP
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bnag...............................thats bang out of order!0
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A Wonky
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
A Winky Wonky
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Why was 6 scared? Because 7 8 90
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A little early morning sexism here...
Q : Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A : So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
Q : Why do men snore?
A : Because their balls fall over their @$$ when they sleep and get vapor locked
Q : What does a man consider a 7 course meal?
A : A six-pack and a hot dog
Q : When should you buy your wife a watch?
A : Never, there is a clock on the Stove.0 -
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."0 -
Two Irishmen leave the bar...OMG, That is the funniest! I just texted it to my Irish husband!!!0
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how do whales travel on land?
a whale way
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If swimming makes you slimmer I wonder what whales are doing wrong...0
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Why don't southern belles attend orgies?
Too many Thank You notes....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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