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Silly joke time, put em on :-)

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  • BlueGenius
    BlueGenius Posts: 103 Member
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    Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
    [/quote]

    Bahahahahahahaha :laugh:
  • TWrecks1968
    TWrecks1968 Posts: 138 Member
    What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant? Elephino.
  • BlueGenius
    BlueGenius Posts: 103 Member
    IDK how to "quote" my last post, but that was hilarious. I didn't mean to appear to steal it lol.
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    What do vegetarian zombies eat?

    GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS

    I know another one about pizza but it's really cheesy.
  • inotnew
    inotnew Posts: 218 Member
    Doctor: Congratulations, you have a life inside you!
    Patient: But doctor, I am a man!!!
    Doctor: Well.. Ascarids doesn't really care...

    had to google that one....
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    IDK how to "quote" my last post, but that was hilarious. I didn't mean to appear to steal it lol.
    either click the quote button on the post you want to quote or put square brackets around the word "quote" at the beginning ([ quote ]) and square brackets around forward-slash quote "/quote" at the end.
    [ quote ]blah blah blah [ /quote ] (without spaces in the mark-ups).
  • emmy3111
    emmy3111 Posts: 482 Member
    Doctor: Congratulations, you have a life inside you!
    Patient: But doctor, I am a man!!!
    Doctor: Well.. Ascarids doesn't really care...

    had to google that one....


    you're not the only one... ew.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Two Irishmen walk past a bar...

    Hey, it could happen!
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
    What is big, green and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you will kill you?


    A pool table.
  • agriffiths73
    agriffiths73 Posts: 108 Member
    Patrick Stewart was trying to make a throw for his next role as Xavier but couldn't work the machine so he turned to his friend and said






    wait for it






    make it sew!
  • agriffiths73
    agriffiths73 Posts: 108 Member
    My pet mouse, Elvis just died....

    He was caught in a trap.
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