Whats your Favorite movie Quote Ever!

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  • chsmith79
    chsmith79 Posts: 240 Member
    "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth."- A Few Good Men-Col. Nathan R. Jessup
  • mfpcopine
    mfpcopine Posts: 3,093 Member
    "No one thinks this'll work, do they?"
    "No.".... "But you just described the beginning of every great success story."

    John Cusack and Ione Sky, "Say Anything"

    "I'm INCARCERATED"!
  • mfpcopine
    mfpcopine Posts: 3,093 Member
    "Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. "

    " I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. "

    ---Almost makes me wish I believed in an afterlife.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Not my absolute favorite but one I really love. Lono from Suicide Kings:

    Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, eh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call, a eh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene, he eh, came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my Old Man. My Old Man was a great guy, a real ***** cat, you know hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and eh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw, what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got, the eh, baseball bat. Mikey Mantel model my Old Man give me for Christmas, and I found the Old Man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that, the eh, house is lit up like Ebbet's Field, and the Old Man eh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend.
  • chsmith79
    chsmith79 Posts: 240 Member
    Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: You know why I still hit that shot?
    Romeo Posar: Yeah, because it's the only way you could beat Dave Simms.
    Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: No.
    Romeo Posar: 'Cause it was that look in your face...
    Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I hit it again because that shot was a defining moment, and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment... or the moment defines you.

    Tin Cup-Kevin Costner and Cheech Marin
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fukkked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fukkkin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

    No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fukkk am I funny, what the fukkk is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

    Ya mutherfokkker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering pr!ck ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
  • You know what they say, If you can't say anything nice about someone come sit by me.....Steel Magnolias
  • MemoirsOfaDame
    MemoirsOfaDame Posts: 74 Member
    "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!"

    lmfao !
  • "Frankly my dear I don't give a Damn"
  • ninisez30
    ninisez30 Posts: 101 Member
    Matrix: "Sully remember when I told you I would kill you last?"
    Sully: "That's right Matrix you did!!!"
    Matrix: "I Lied!!!"

    -Commando
  • AmyJMadison
    AmyJMadison Posts: 143 Member
    Leave the gun.... take the canolis......---The Godfather
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    "You think that, only because you don't know any better."
  • gingerjen7
    gingerjen7 Posts: 821 Member
    A few from the same film:

    "Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! "

    "Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right? "

    Awesome!

    "This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you! "

    and

    Rita: You're missin' all the fun! These people are great! Some of them have been partyin' all night long! They sing songs 'till they get too cold and then they go sit by the fire and they get warm, and then they come back and sing some more!

    Phil: Yeah, they're hicks, Rita!
    Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!
  • MrsNelson0904
    MrsNelson0904 Posts: 122 Member
    "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim...swim!"

    -Finding Nemo :-)
  • LivingtheLeanDream
    LivingtheLeanDream Posts: 13,342 Member
    'I carried a watermelon!!' Dirty Dancing


    how naff but memorable lol

    love that film :)
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    "Can I call you a cab?"

    "Yeah, and I'll call you a c*cksucker!"

    -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    I die every time.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    I'm not easy to remember, but I am hard to forget.

    ~Kirsten Dunst in Elizabethtown
  • stacygayle
    stacygayle Posts: 349 Member
    This will forever be my fave quote :

    John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, *kitten*' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

    One of the best quotes ever!
  • Marc713
    Marc713 Posts: 328 Member
    "Bring out the Gimp!"

    Pulp Fiction
  • EmmaJean7
    EmmaJean7 Posts: 163 Member
    "I'm your Huckleberry" - Val Kilmer, Tombestone
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick *kitten*, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    "All the good ones end in O" -TMNT
  • 600racer
    600racer Posts: 149 Member
    "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." Outlaw Josie Wales

    "I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events but we just got our *kitten* kicked out there!" Alien 2
  • AubreySue81
    AubreySue81 Posts: 167 Member
    "I love lamp." - Anchorman (so many great quotes from this movie imho) :laugh:
  • stacygayle
    stacygayle Posts: 349 Member
    "Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?" Iron man
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    From Harvey. I like almost every line in this movie, but this one rings true in life.

    Elwood P. Dowd: "Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. "
  • treineck
    treineck Posts: 103 Member
    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Love this line, and this movie - Taken, can't wait to see Taken 2

    And on a funny note:
    "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?" ELF
  • Here's Johnny- The Shining (Jack Nicholson)

    Life is like a bowl of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get inside- Forest Gump (Tom Hanks)
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
    The Count of Monte Cristo: [after accidentally throwing Dorleac off the cliff together with a supposedly dead body] "We could have handled that a bit better."
  • "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS *kitten* IN HELL"

    Exorcist