Whats your Favorite movie Quote Ever!

Somebody go get a sh*tload of dimes!

(slim pickens in Blazing Saddles when they come to the tollbooth in the middle of the desert). .

"No one puts Baby in a corner" - Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing (but I didn't need to tell you that, right?)

“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” - Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind

This one's long but I laugh EVERY.SINGLE.TIME:


“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”

“How you gonna do that?”

“We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-Kevin Costner, Bull Durham

AND

Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

"You're my boy BLUE!" and "There's going to be so much more room for activites!"

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open." - Murphy, Boondock Saints


"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." - Boondock Saints

"Lord, i want to thank you for the waitress in South Bend. You know who she is....she kept calling your name" League of Their Own

There are lot of good ones on here...here are some others I like...

Those aren't pillows!

It's just a flesh wound.

I'm had as h***, and I'm not going to take this anymore.

Let me undersatnd this cause, ya know, maybe it's me. I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how. I mean funny like I'm a clown. I amuse you? I may you laugh. I'm hear to f*****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

The other two require more setup...

Zoot: Oh, but we are nice, and we will attend to your every, every need. Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight-score young blonds and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 1/2, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh, it is a lonely life: Bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome knights.
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like, and then spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
[Sir Lancelot crashes in, grabs Galahad and rushes out of the castle]
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's far too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

and finally

"So this is what is called a lunchtime poll. You win five million dollars in the Publishers’ Sweepstakes and the same day that what’s his face gives you the check, aliens land on earth and say they’re gonna blow up the world in two days. What are you gonna do with the money?"

" I’d pay Madonna a million bucks to sit on my face and have her ride me like the Kentucky Derby……..she should pay me though" - granted this was said in a movie 24 years ago.....wow, didn't realize it was that long ago, lol.

I really love "Frankly my dear, I don;t give a damn." I think that is the greatest old movie line


But when I read this

"it's 106 miles to chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"

I thought: Hell Yea!

Ahhh, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

This will forever be my fave quote :

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, *kitten*' *kitten* off! He's a tight-@ss! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

One of my fav movies

Die Hard "Yipee Kiyay mother f#@!%r"

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH classic. I still say this *kitten* to this day. lol

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die...

^^^^