Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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Im_NotPerfect
Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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Everyone loves Mel Brooks! What's your favorite line??

Blazing Saddles...."Oh Boys! Look what I found! Hey...where are all the white women at?"
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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    may da schwartz be witcha!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Anything from Spaceballs....
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose. How womantic
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    "It Takes a REAL man to wear tights!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!

    LMAO... that is actually my text tone. :laugh:
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films

    OMG this is fantastic! That has got to be the BEST sequence of that movie!!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 164 Member
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    "THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"

    "The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
    But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

    "Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
    "What hump?"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

    Whooooaaaaaaa!

    Well, we could use another wine steward.

    I got a great corkscrew!

    Whoooaaaaaaa!

    Damn, this a hip crowd!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    "So tell me, why Latrine?"
    "We changed it in the 4th Century"
    "You changed it TO Latrine?"
    "Yeah. It used to be ****house!"
    "It's a good change! A good change!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.
  • meggonkgonk
    meggonkgonk Posts: 2,066 Member
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    "When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."

    I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
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    "Screw you! I work for Mel Brooks!" - Blazing Saddles

    "12345 that's the kinda combination an idiot would have on his luggage!" - Spaceballs

    "Puttin on the Ritz" - Young Frankenstein

    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Frau Blücher.
  • carriem73
    carriem73 Posts: 333 Member
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    "no, no, no, no, no, no, YEEESSSSS....."

    Movie: History of the World Part I

    Scene: selection of the eunichs....
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    'suse me while I whip this out...
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    What knockers.

    Oh, thank you doctor.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    "When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."

    I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:

    i'm a mog. half man, half dog. i'm my own best friend :)

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