Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

Im_NotPerfect
Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Everyone loves Mel Brooks! What's your favorite line??

Blazing Saddles...."Oh Boys! Look what I found! Hey...where are all the white women at?"
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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    may da schwartz be witcha!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Anything from Spaceballs....
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose. How womantic
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    "It Takes a REAL man to wear tights!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!

    LMAO... that is actually my text tone. :laugh:
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films

    OMG this is fantastic! That has got to be the BEST sequence of that movie!!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 166 Member
    "THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"

    "The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
    But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

    "Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
    "What hump?"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?

    Whooooaaaaaaa!

    Well, we could use another wine steward.

    I got a great corkscrew!

    Whoooaaaaaaa!

    Damn, this a hip crowd!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    "So tell me, why Latrine?"
    "We changed it in the 4th Century"
    "You changed it TO Latrine?"
    "Yeah. It used to be ****house!"
    "It's a good change! A good change!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.
  • meggonkgonk
    meggonkgonk Posts: 2,066 Member
    "When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."

    I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284 Member
    "Screw you! I work for Mel Brooks!" - Blazing Saddles

    "12345 that's the kinda combination an idiot would have on his luggage!" - Spaceballs

    "Puttin on the Ritz" - Young Frankenstein

    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Frau Blücher.
  • carriem73
    carriem73 Posts: 333 Member
    "no, no, no, no, no, no, YEEESSSSS....."

    Movie: History of the World Part I

    Scene: selection of the eunichs....
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,487 Member
    'suse me while I whip this out...
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    What knockers.

    Oh, thank you doctor.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    "When you're right, you're right. And you, you're always right."

    I say it to myself several times a day. For affirmation. :laugh:

    i'm a mog. half man, half dog. i'm my own best friend :)
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    Mongo only pawn in game of life.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    The people are revolting!
    You said it, they stink on ice!

    your nuts...n-V-t-s nuts!


    Give to Oedipus... Hey Josephus!
    Hey Muthafuka!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    It's good to be the king!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    Shes gone from suck to blow ---Spaceballs

    Unlike other Robins I can speak with a British accent-- Men in Tights

    Send in the Nuns---- History of the world.. Man I love Mel Brooks
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Candygram for Mongo!
  • RoseAmongThorns91
    RoseAmongThorns91 Posts: 215 Member
    Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
    Lone Starr: What?
    Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
    Lone Starr: What's that make us?
    Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become

    or better yet

    Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major *kitten*: I did sir. He's my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *kitten*, Major *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an *kitten* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *kitten*!
    Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
    [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
    Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *kitten*!
    [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
    Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *kitten*!
  • katrwal
    katrwal Posts: 336 Member
    Roll, Roll, Roll in the hay!

    Moses: “The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
    [drops one of the tablets]
    Moses: “Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

    It's good to be the king.
  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219 Member
    Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
    Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
    Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
    Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
    Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.



    Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
    [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
    Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
    Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

    Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
    Crowd: A black sheriff?
    Blinkin: He's black?
    Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

    Sheriff of Rottingham: Don Giovanni, if I may say so, your lizard looks limp.
    Don Giovanni: [holding lizard] Yeah, well, when you get to be my age... Oh! My lizard! Oh yeah!

    Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
    Ahchoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!

    She's right, she's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!

    Au-haw-haw.

    Au-haw-haw.
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