Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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  • Tracepa98
    Tracepa98 Posts: 219
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    Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!
  • BluenoserChick
    BluenoserChick Posts: 106 Member
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    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films


    Yay! History of the World Part I.

    "Oh Piss Boy!"
    "It's good to be the King"
    --- anything from Madeline Khan ---
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I hope she's wearing her iron underwear!

    Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    He would have an enormous schwanstucker....

    That goes without saying.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films


    Yay! History of the World Part I.

    "Oh Piss Boy!"
    "It's good to be the King"
    --- anything from Madeline Khan ---

    I am still waiting on Part II to come out
  • garnetmemory
    garnetmemory Posts: 41 Member
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    The one line spoken in "Silent Movie" by Marcel Marceau, world famous pantomime:

    No!

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSJDU4-ex8)
  • jnh17
    jnh17 Posts: 838 Member
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    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!

    Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
  • BluenoserChick
    BluenoserChick Posts: 106 Member
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    Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!



    GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
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    Oh, yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
  • f1ctional
    f1ctional Posts: 235
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    "Funny, she doesn't look Druish" - Spaceballs

    "What hump?" - Young Frankenstein

    Just about everything in Men In Tights.. especially when they say the sheriffs first name at the wedding...Mervyn.. I die laughing everytime.
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
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    "Hut two, hut two, ziggidy bing bing boo, hut two, hut two... HUT TWO, HUT TWO, ZIGGIDY BING BONG BOO, HUT TWO....HUT TOO!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
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    Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!



    GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)

    Why watch it, getting all the lines here
  • shunggie
    shunggie Posts: 1,036 Member
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    Blazing Saddles:
    For my next impression: Jessie Owens
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    "Why didn't somebody tell me my *kitten* was so big!"

    (Surely that's already on the thread somewhere...)
  • MegaByte81
    MegaByte81 Posts: 11 Member
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    Atchoo: "Hey, Blinkin'"

    Blinkin: "Did you say, Abe Lincoln?"

    Atchoo: "No! I said - hey - Blinkin!"
  • sadein
    sadein Posts: 40
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    "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"

    yup!
  • danaweston
    danaweston Posts: 82
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    "THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"

    "The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
    But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

    "Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
    "What hump?"

    "what hump"
    I'm laughin till I'm crying
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    Hey Abott!! I HATE that guy!
  • Sogj76
    Sogj76 Posts: 21
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    "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"

    Totally what I was going to choose!

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