Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    What knockers.

    Oh, thank you doctor.

    ^^^ ♥
  • Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
    Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!




    Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
    Swiftus: How poor are they?
    Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
    [drumbeat, everyone laughs]
    Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!
  • Erienneb
    Erienneb Posts: 592 Member
    Don;t get saucy with me bearnaise!


    Seriously. Love it.
  • hausofnichele
    hausofnichele Posts: 531 Member
    [Combing the desert] "WE AIN'T FOUND S#*T!!"
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
    Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!
  • Captain_RG
    Captain_RG Posts: 96 Member
    I can see your schwartz is as big as mine!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!

    I <3 Blinkin!!!
  • Enonoid
    Enonoid Posts: 136 Member
    Anything from Spaceballs....

    I'm surrounded by @$$holes!



    YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

    Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

    And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic.
  • Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!
  • BluenoserChick
    BluenoserChick Posts: 106 Member
    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films


    Yay! History of the World Part I.

    "Oh Piss Boy!"
    "It's good to be the King"
    --- anything from Madeline Khan ---
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I hope she's wearing her iron underwear!

    Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    He would have an enormous schwanstucker....

    That goes without saying.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!


    I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films


    Yay! History of the World Part I.

    "Oh Piss Boy!"
    "It's good to be the King"
    --- anything from Madeline Khan ---

    I am still waiting on Part II to come out
  • garnetmemory
    garnetmemory Posts: 41 Member
    The one line spoken in "Silent Movie" by Marcel Marceau, world famous pantomime:

    No!

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSJDU4-ex8)
  • jnh17
    jnh17 Posts: 838 Member

    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!

    Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
  • BluenoserChick
    BluenoserChick Posts: 106 Member
    Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!



    GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    Oh, yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
  • "Funny, she doesn't look Druish" - Spaceballs

    "What hump?" - Young Frankenstein

    Just about everything in Men In Tights.. especially when they say the sheriffs first name at the wedding...Mervyn.. I die laughing everytime.
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "Hut two, hut two, ziggidy bing bing boo, hut two, hut two... HUT TWO, HUT TWO, ZIGGIDY BING BONG BOO, HUT TWO....HUT TOO!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
    Count de Monet: At least I have them!
    Bearnaise: B*tch!



    GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)

    Why watch it, getting all the lines here
  • shunggie
    shunggie Posts: 1,036 Member
    Blazing Saddles:
    For my next impression: Jessie Owens
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    "Why didn't somebody tell me my *kitten* was so big!"

    (Surely that's already on the thread somewhere...)
  • MegaByte81
    MegaByte81 Posts: 11 Member
    Atchoo: "Hey, Blinkin'"

    Blinkin: "Did you say, Abe Lincoln?"

    Atchoo: "No! I said - hey - Blinkin!"
  • "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"

    yup!
  • "THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"

    "The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
    But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

    "Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
    "What hump?"

    "what hump"
    I'm laughin till I'm crying
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Hey Abott!! I HATE that guy!
  • "It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"

    Totally what I was going to choose!