Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line
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What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.
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Marcus Vindictus: Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!
Comicus: Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.0 -
Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!0
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Don;t get saucy with me bearnaise!
Seriously. Love it.0 -
[Combing the desert] "WE AIN'T FOUND S#*T!!"0
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Lyle: [after the farting] How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!0 -
I can see your schwartz is as big as mine!0
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Did you say Abe Lincoln? No I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin!
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Blinkin!!! 0 -
Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!
Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!
And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic.0 -
Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet: At least I have them!
Bearnaise: B*tch!0 -
I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!
I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films
Yay! History of the World Part I.
"Oh Piss Boy!"
"It's good to be the King"
--- anything from Madeline Khan ---0 -
I hope she's wearing her iron underwear!
Somebody's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!0 -
He would have an enormous schwanstucker....
That goes without saying.0 -
I was sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm looking through the pickins' when suddenly these goys break down my walls. I didn't even know them and they grab me by the *kitten* and they started playing ping-pong with my balls. Oy the agony. Oh the shame. To make your privates public for a game!
I can do this thread all day. Favorite movies are Mel Brooks films
Yay! History of the World Part I.
"Oh Piss Boy!"
"It's good to be the King"
--- anything from Madeline Khan ---
I am still waiting on Part II to come out0 -
The one line spoken in "Silent Movie" by Marcel Marceau, world famous pantomime:
No!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSSJDU4-ex8) 0 -
"Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Oh Nympho, I would do anything to gain your favor. How can I catch you? How can ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!
Ah, but the servant waits, while the *master* baits!0 -
Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet: At least I have them!
Bearnaise: B*tch!
GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)0 -
Oh, yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.0
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"Funny, she doesn't look Druish" - Spaceballs
"What hump?" - Young Frankenstein
Just about everything in Men In Tights.. especially when they say the sheriffs first name at the wedding...Mervyn.. I die laughing everytime.0 -
"Hut two, hut two, ziggidy bing bing boo, hut two, hut two... HUT TWO, HUT TWO, ZIGGIDY BING BONG BOO, HUT TWO....HUT TOO!"0
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Bearnaise: I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours are all the way down to your balls!
Count de Monet: At least I have them!
Bearnaise: B*tch!
GOSH now I have to go watch this again for the hundredth time. :-)
Why watch it, getting all the lines here0 -
Blazing Saddles:
For my next impression: Jessie Owens0 -
"Why didn't somebody tell me my *kitten* was so big!"
(Surely that's already on the thread somewhere...)0 -
Atchoo: "Hey, Blinkin'"
Blinkin: "Did you say, Abe Lincoln?"
Atchoo: "No! I said - hey - Blinkin!"0 -
"It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"
yup!0 -
"THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"
"The Inquisition, The Inquisition.. I bet you're wishin' that we'd go awaaaaaaaay.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"Wasn't your hump on the other side?"
"What hump?"
"what hump"
I'm laughin till I'm crying0 -
Hey Abott!! I HATE that guy!0
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"It's Twue...it's twue, it's twue!"
Totally what I was going to choose!0
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