Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

I've been with thousands of men/again and again/they promise the moon/they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

OMG, I just found heaven... Mel Brooks is my all time favorite!

"Virgins, put on your no entry signs. We're about to confront...GUYS."

"Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?"
"I'm sorry, Sir, I flunked flank."
"You flunked flank? Get the flunk outta here!"

"When you die at the palace you really die at the palace."

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthraots, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bullbags, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten* kickers, *kitten* kickers, and Methodists!"

"Sir the peasants are revolting."
"You said it, they stink on ice!"

"You stupid, ignorant, son of a *****, dumb *kitten*! Jesus Christ! I've met some dumb *kitten* in my time, but you outdo them all!"

"Now you will see that evil always triumphs because good is dumb."

"I'm a Mawg, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

God, I could go on all day...

Oh too many to name... just too many. No one does it like Mel.

"Yes, no no no no yes, no no no no yes, no no yes, no no no no no no no no no no.....
Yes, no no no no no no yes, no no no non no.......wait a minute...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! OLE!"

"The servant waits....while the master baits....."

Delivered by the fabulous Madeline Kahn.

Igor-Wait, this might be dangerous.... you go first. - Young Frankenstein

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [singing] If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits...
The Monster: 'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ.


LOVE THAT ONE! or.... this one;



Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He's going to be very popular.

lol I forgot one

MY HAIR!!!! (massive shooting ensues )

That was pretty good shooting.. for a girl

For a girl, that was good shooting for Rambo

"Nein, nein. Zeist est meshuggah"



"Mongo, only pawn in game of life."

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*.

Sheriff Bart - Well since you are my guest and I am your host, what are you pleasures? What do you like to do?
Cisco Kid - Play chess.......... screw.
Sheriff Bart - Let's play chess.

or

the William J. LaPedime Toll Both?!! What will they think of next? Somebody has to go back and get a **** load of dimes.

We are now armed with mighty joint!

The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean


Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little *kitten* shot me in the *kitten*. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.

We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.

We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... we're men in tights
always on guard defending the peoples rights.

(Can can music)
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...
lalalalalalala (repeat).

We're men..manly men
We're men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.

We may look like pansies,
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)

We're men... we're men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We're butch.

Blazing Saddles:

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin on in here?"

and (hopefully this doesn't get me in trouble: "The new sheriff's a ni......"

And the line quoted in the OP is another favorite!


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