Favorite Mel Brooks Movie Line

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  • jayne12469
    jayne12469 Posts: 52 Member
    My entire family LOVES Mel Brooks! I couldn't even begin to choose one line, but if forced, it would probably be one from History of the World.

    So, during a family road trip, we pass through a town that appeared to be quite popular with the Orthodox Jewish community, and apparently it was just about time for services, so families in traditional garb are just on every sidewalk. My brother, riding shotgun, begins to sing "The Inquisition" as I'm trying to navigate my way through town. So glad I never drive with the windows open!

    Or the day the brother is grocery shopping and texts me a picture of a packet of McCormick bernaise sauce mix, with the caption "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!"
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Somebody go get a sh*tload of dimes!

    (Slim Pickens when they come to the tollbooth in the middle of the desert).
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here! I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City fa**ots!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town.

    See? In another twenty-five years, you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Wait for the shake!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...

    How poor are they?

    Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!

    But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    these fifteen...Oy!!...these ten commandments!
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    Excuse me while I whip this out
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    Ah, where to begin?

    Blazing Saddles "I'm tired.. tired of playing the game, over and over again.. I'm so tired.. With Byrom and Shelly they jump on your belly and bust your balloons... They're always coming and going and going and coming and always too soon"

    Spaceballs "Look at you, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips.. you know something princess, you are UGLY when you're angry"

    Young Frankenstein "Roll, Roll Roll in ze hay" or "You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban"

    Robin Hood "That happy little bird, has left a happy little doodoo on your hand"

    History of the World : Jew #2: I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my *kitten* / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!
  • lyndyb88
    lyndyb88 Posts: 123 Member
    Anything from Spaceballs....

    This...and Robin Hood: Men in Tights :D
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
    FRAU BLUCHER!!!
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
    Werewolf!
    There wolf.
    What ?
    There wolf.
    Why are you talking that way?
    I thought you wanted to.
  • bloomeenie
    bloomeenie Posts: 4
    Tell him i said....."OWWW !"
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Line? There are way too many... It's more like movies, because I can quote all of Men in Tights and Spaceballs...

    "And for my next impression, Jessie Owens!" (btw I know this is from Blazing Saddles, but it was the first one to come to mind after seeing the OP)
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Yes, citizens, plumbing! It's the latest invention to hit Rome! It moves water from one place to another! It's astounding, it's amazing! Get on the bandwagon! Pipe the **** right out of your house!
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
    Hey Torquemada
    What do you say?

    I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
    Auto-da-fé? What's the auto-da-fé?
    It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.
    :wink:
  • il_duce
    il_duce Posts: 23
    Blazing saddles has too many to list... Life stinks has a few good ones too.
  • pauliethesaint
    pauliethesaint Posts: 12
    History of the world: "you look like the piss boy!"
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?

    F*** THE POOR!
  • reddi2roll
    reddi2roll Posts: 356 Member
    Why didn't anybody ever tell me my *kitten* was so big? Spaceballs.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Walk this way. No.... walk *this* way.
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    Hello My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.

    Princess Bride! I look thru all the responses so far and no one mentioned princess bride? Wth?
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
    Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
  • BradHallFitness
    BradHallFitness Posts: 152 Member
    Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
    Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
    Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
    Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

    Barf: [Spaceball 1 roars by them, in a plaid colouration of speed] Aah!
    Barf: What the hell was that?
    Lonestar: Spaceball 1.
    Barf: They've gone to plaid!


    Now I'm gonna have to go watch Spaceballs.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member

    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    This one gets quoted a lot in my family. I really don't know why.
  • PokerChris
    PokerChris Posts: 120 Member
    From "High Anxiety"

    Victoria Brisbane: How did you, ummmm... get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've haaaad just about enough! ...What are you wearing? Jeans? You're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight.
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Sed-a...

    Sed-a...

    Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
  • LavaDoll
    LavaDoll Posts: 595 Member
    it's good to be The King.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member

    "Sorry but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.. I made that up myself." _ Robin Hood

    This one gets quoted a lot in my family. I really don't know why.

    I used to quote this one a lot too... it was just fun to say... I used to have it as signatures as well.

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