Rejected by my husband....

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  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
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    I don't even know what to say...I am so sorry. I don't envy the position you are in right now. I mean, to turn down your offer like that...it's so harsh!!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Sorry hon, but he must be getting his bacon somewhere else.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.

    That's wrong.
  • Mhairi2510
    Mhairi2510 Posts: 30 Member
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    It could be catching, I refused beer last night :noway:

    Get thy to a hospital now!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.

    That's wrong.

    Which part, lol?
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
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    Oh HELL no, thats grounds for divorce. How could he? Maybe he needs a day or two in the dog house, then offer him bacon again and see if he comes around, if not, try torture and brain washing, he'll come around eventually, if you're persistent enough. It may be a tough road ahead, but you can do this!

    ^^^^^^^ What she said! Please report back your progress...this tragedy could happen to any of us.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I'd hit him over the head with the frying pan, then burn the house down. His behavior was unacceptable!
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
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    Time to get a lawyer
  • jdennisj
    jdennisj Posts: 53
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    It's better that he said no to the bacon than to no to makin' bacon.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    No Bacon = No Love
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
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    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!

    Me too!!!
  • meggie2cute
    meggie2cute Posts: 11
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    by giving him turkey bacon! :tongue:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Check his pockets for a yamica!!!

    Try some shimp or shell fish, if he passes that down, you might have a closet kosher on your hands.
  • Songtothesiren
    Songtothesiren Posts: 388 Member
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    Love will conquer all.

    However if that bacons going spare ......

    Mavis
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
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    Gosh, you think you know someone...:sad: :noway:
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
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    Um ... I like bacon. Feel free to bring that deliciousness over HERE.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
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    See, there's your problem. You offered it. Everyone knows that when it comes to marriage, you should just do what you think is best and screw his opinions. I bet he would have eaten it if you had cooked it up. And then, if he still hadn't, you could have turned on the quivering lip and let your eyes fill with tears.
    Works for me pretty consistently.
    :laugh:
  • sweetmspea
    sweetmspea Posts: 87
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    This is so funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs!
  • aaeros
    aaeros Posts: 157
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    First it's bacon, next you find out he's really a secret agent. Double agent that is.

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