Rejected by my husband....

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  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    I don't even know what to say...I am so sorry. I don't envy the position you are in right now. I mean, to turn down your offer like that...it's so harsh!!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Sorry hon, but he must be getting his bacon somewhere else.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.

    That's wrong.
  • Mhairi2510
    Mhairi2510 Posts: 30 Member
    It could be catching, I refused beer last night :noway:

    Get thy to a hospital now!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I have a pet mini pig. She snuggles, she snorts, she sits in my lap all day at work. She wears dresses and gets her hooves mainucured. I can't eat bacon anymore.

    Though I admit, a friend gave my pig a piece of bacon, and she LOVED it. Little canibal.

    That's wrong.

    Which part, lol?
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
    Oh HELL no, thats grounds for divorce. How could he? Maybe he needs a day or two in the dog house, then offer him bacon again and see if he comes around, if not, try torture and brain washing, he'll come around eventually, if you're persistent enough. It may be a tough road ahead, but you can do this!

    ^^^^^^^ What she said! Please report back your progress...this tragedy could happen to any of us.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I'd hit him over the head with the frying pan, then burn the house down. His behavior was unacceptable!
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    Time to get a lawyer
  • jdennisj
    jdennisj Posts: 53
    It's better that he said no to the bacon than to no to makin' bacon.
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    No Bacon = No Love
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!

    Me too!!!
  • meggie2cute
    meggie2cute Posts: 11
    by giving him turkey bacon! :tongue:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Check his pockets for a yamica!!!

    Try some shimp or shell fish, if he passes that down, you might have a closet kosher on your hands.
  • Songtothesiren
    Songtothesiren Posts: 388 Member
    Love will conquer all.

    However if that bacons going spare ......

    Mavis
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    Gosh, you think you know someone...:sad: :noway:
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
    Um ... I like bacon. Feel free to bring that deliciousness over HERE.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    See, there's your problem. You offered it. Everyone knows that when it comes to marriage, you should just do what you think is best and screw his opinions. I bet he would have eaten it if you had cooked it up. And then, if he still hadn't, you could have turned on the quivering lip and let your eyes fill with tears.
    Works for me pretty consistently.
    :laugh:
  • sweetmspea
    sweetmspea Posts: 87
    This is so funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs!
  • aaeros
    aaeros Posts: 157
    First it's bacon, next you find out he's really a secret agent. Double agent that is.
  • newCourtney
    newCourtney Posts: 168 Member
    I just finished reading a thread about divorce photography. Maybe someone on there can recommend a good lawyer. Sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me.
  • iomramh
    iomramh Posts: 42 Member
    My boyfriend said the same thing the other day. I just looked at him and told him to eat it, he did =)
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    You know what they say...if they don't want your bacon then it's probably because they're getting bacon elsewhere...
  • daisiemae123
    daisiemae123 Posts: 277 Member
    My husband offered a small piece of bacon to our 18 month old to try and he refused to eat it. My husbands wants a paternity test, lol.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Just break up.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?

    When does he leave for work? I'll be your backdoor bacon man.
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    DIVORCE time for sure! X
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?

    When does he leave for work? I'll be your backdoor bacon man.

    Lmao
  • Tinkydinkydoo
    Tinkydinkydoo Posts: 26 Member
    :noway:

    :noway: I second this! But I know the feeling.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Did you rush him to the ER? Something serious must be going on. Maybe he's a ZOMBIE! Be prepared to shoot him in the head!

    Well he does groan alot in his sleep....and just the other day he started telling me that while he's never been a cannibal he can see the virtue in it. Hmmmmm, AND he said he loves me for my brains......I'm very suspicious now.

    ahahaha.... I'm convinced your new song should be the zombie love song.

    *sings*
    When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
    Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
    Undead but you make me feel alive.
    And when I chase you through the graveyard
    It feels like foreplay.

    If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
    When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
    We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
    When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
    And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
    to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
    So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
    Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

    I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
    I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
    I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
    I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

    Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
    Brains. Brains.

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