Corrupted Wishes

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  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    LOL - I would rather have had either one :tongue:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    granted, but now your house is a cardboard box..lol
    I wish I could eat a whole pizza and not gain weight :)
  • melli
    melli Posts: 14
    granted, but the size of the pizza is as big as a quarter.



    I wish my kids would listen the first time I tell them to do something...lol
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  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *picks self up off of floor after laughing hysterically*
    Sorry . . .
    Yeah, but they're someone else's kids now.

    I wish it would keep on raining :smile: (Trying reverse psychology here - work with me peeps!)
  • Me_Im_2b
    Me_Im_2b Posts: 165
    Granted, but now it's raining piles of crap...(gross!)

    I wish my water was hot fudge!!!
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted, but then you gain 10 lbs for every glass you drink . . .

    I wish my dh would get here to pick me up!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, but then you gain 10 lbs for every glass you drink . . .

    I wish my dh would get here to pick me up!

    Granted,

    But he won't ever put you back down again.

    I wish a mystery girl lived closer to here....
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    granted, but she's actually moved in with you and clips her toenails in your bed and doesn't throw away the clippings

    I wish that I didn't have all of this laundry to do.
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    granted, but she's actually moved in with you and clips her toenails in your bed and doesn't throw away the clippings

    I wish that I didn't have all of this laundry to do.

    ewww..

    Granted, but you have no clothes. :laugh:

    I wish I could fly
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    Granted, but your wings are made of paper, so u can never shower again! lol

    I wish my husband didn't drink :indifferent:
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Granted but now his lips are sewed shut so he cannot kiss you anymore either.

    I wish I had abs of steel.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted but now his lips are sewed shut so he cannot kiss you anymore either.

    I wish I had abs of steel.

    Granted, but they weigh more than Oprah in her 'heavy phase' and you can't turn your body without shuffling around like a robot. (as your abs *really* are made of steel)

    I wish everyone was as cool as me. :bigsmile:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    I wish everyone was as cool as me. :bigsmile:

    Granted! But now being cool is out of style

    I wish I could wake up tomorrow and be at my target weight!
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    I wish everyone was as cool as me. :bigsmile:

    Granted! But now being cool is out of style

    I wish I could wake up tomorrow and be at my target weight!

    Granted, but your family has also disappeared completely and without any explanation.

    I wish that I had the energy to go to Target and Costco tonight.
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    granted, but you're 2 feet tall

    I wish I had a private jet.
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    granted, but you're 2 feet tall

    I wish I had a private jet.

    granted, but you also have to pay for the fuel to use it.

    I wish that I burned 500 cals for every hour of sleep
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    hey everybody! i have to read back on this thread..im a lil behind... but i wanted to make my presence :)

    PS im in love with Zumba!
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    granted, but you're 2 feet tall

    I wish I had a private jet.

    granted, but you also have to pay for the fuel to use it.

    I wish that I burned 500 cals for every hour of sleep

    Granted but you have to sleep standing up on your treadmill.....while its running at 5mph.

    I wish that Sparkles would get on with it and post her wish....
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    granted, but you're 2 feet tall

    I wish I had a private jet.

    granted, but you also have to pay for the fuel to use it.

    I wish that I burned 500 cals for every hour of sleep

    Granted but you have to sleep standing up on your treadmill.....while its running at 5mph.

    I wish that Sparkles would get on with it and post her wish....

    Granted, but she's now hairless and named Boyd.

    I wish Manda had the money to pay for fuel for her private jet.
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member

    I wish Manda had the money to pay for fuel for her private jet.

    Granted, but now everyone has those cool Jetson tube thingies so cars and planes aren't needed anymore!

    I wish the election was over so we wouldn't have to hear about politics on the TV all the time :sick:
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member

    granted, but you also have to pay for the fuel to use it.

    I wish that I burned 500 cals for every hour of sleep

    Granted, but have to sleep in 1 inch of cold water all night.

    I wish that i could still do a split
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    i suck!
  • shamahn17
    shamahn17 Posts: 26 Member
    Granted - but every time you do a split your feet grow half a size.

    I wish there was no such thing as debt.
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    granted, but money is now only available in live cockroaches

    I wish my stupid net connection was faster so i can better chat with my MFP pals!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    granted, but money is now only available in live cockroaches

    I wish my stupid net connection was faster so i can better chat with my MFP pals!

    Granted, but now it's working so fast, it's STEALING your calories burned for itself! *GASP*

    I wish I had the energy of my 20's! (sigh)
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Granted, but you have the body of a 90 year old!

    I wish I had an awesome new job.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:

    Granted, but we it turns out we all have to become scientologists (apologies to anyone who is a scientologist. :noway: )

    I wish I was all my MFP buddies knew true happiness.
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:

    Granted, but we it turns out we all have to become scientologists (apologies to anyone who is a scientologist. :noway: )

    I wish I was all my MFP buddies knew true happiness.

    granted, but it could never be gauranteed :(

    i wish i could get sleepy but i cant put the forums down!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Granted, but this THREAD is the only thing you'll ever dream about again...

    I Wish my cat could talk...(I know...I know...then he would tell me what his butt tastes like...complain about food, litterbox, etc....:sick: )
    nevermind...:noway:

    I wish evil didn't exist.....:ohwell:
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