Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but this THREAD is the only thing you'll ever dream about again...

I Wish my cat could talk...(I know...I know...then he would tell me what his butt tastes like...complain about food, litterbox, etc....:sick: )
nevermind...:noway:

I wish evil didn't exist.....:ohwell:

granted but now people are so nice you want to slap them
i wish i wasn't stuck in a sub prime mortgage that will adjust in march

Granted, it adjusts TOMORROW! Ahhhhhhh!

I wish I had a Brazillian grilled pineapple...whenever I wanted!

Granted, but did you ever see the movie Problem Child:devil: ? YEAH that will be your 2nd kid
I wish I could wake up skinny tommorow

:sad: :brokenheart: :frown: :sad:

granted but you become banned from MFP for ever!!!!!

i wish i loved to work out!!

Granted, but then you become attached permanently to the treadmill

I wish I could stay awake and party like all of you seem to do into the night, but alas I have a toddler that will wake me up at 7!

Granted, but your toddler turns into a little Pug dog who is a diva and gets you up at 6am so she can go outside, smell a flower then be ready to go back to sleep. (Ahh, my life)

I wish I had a cool name like 'Pumpkin Escobar'....or 'Tavington Awesomename III'

Granted, but now you have an unnatural addiction to bears.

I wish I had breakfast

Granted, but the person making it for you is named 'Booger' (and for good reason).

I wish I had my old 300 spartan body back. (This is JEREMY!!!!!!!!)

Granted, but now you have an unnatural addiction to bears.

I wish I had breakfast

Granted, but the person making it for you is named 'Booger' (and for good reason).

I wish I had my old 300 spartan body back. (This is JEREMY!!!!!!!!)

Granted, but the spartan body you get is ACTUALLY 300 years old!

I wish I could get the skin that is on my baby boy's bottom!! (Mothers will understand!)

Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol

I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today

Granted, but they are going to bring the contents of the store to your house and you have to sort it all out there and then return it.

I wish my DH looked like George Clooney.

Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol

I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today

Granted, but they are going to bring the contents of the store to your house and you have to sort it all out there and then return it.

I wish my DH looked like George Clooney.

Granted, but he has an uncontrollable and incurable farting problem and it smells awful too.

I wish that I didn't have to be in the office today.

Oh! you've met my husband!! Sorry already has that!! Corruption failed.....

Granted but instead of the office you will be locked in a room with my farting DH! :laugh:

Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol

I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today

That made me laugh Lauren! I keep picturing myself as my childs butt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!