Top 5 things you say/type at work
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1. Take off your shirt.
2. Lay down on the table
3. This is going to feel kinda cool for a bit
4. Im sorry but this may hurt
5. Okay situp now and he will be with you in just a minute
You work in a dentist office? :P0 -
1) Smart like rock, Quick like tree!
2) Way to go Capernicus
3) Seriously?
4) I'm all over it!
5) I'm taking 4 hours today!0 -
1. what do you think? (or just look at them until they answer their own question because they always already know the answer and are just looking for my validation)
2. hey there! i have your order ready to ship. is it okay to charge your card?
3. there is no such thing as a yarn emergency
4. lead time when you placed your order was x weeks. since your order was placed y weeks ago it will be ready in z weeks. (x-y=z is a tough one sometimes)
5. these last two weeks have had a lot of what do you think of this color? what about all these together? will this color work for this design idea?0 -
1: I see you suffer from xyz, is that why you chose to book a massage therapy session?
2: Is the pressure okay?
3: I'm sorry, but this may hurt a bit.
4: Just take a deep breath and relax
5: Wake up sir/ma'am0 -
1. do you have an emergency?
2. what is your address?
3. IT, hurry with my ticket plz
4. the ambulance is on its way
5. sure I can work tomorrow..0 -
1) You do that again and I'm going to report you to the Principle.
2) Let me know when everyones in here so we can start.
3) This is our bread and butter.
4) You're ASB, I expect more from you.
5) That was a good party!0 -
1. Go back to the exit sign, the civil division is the last door on the right.
2. I'm sorry, I can not answer that, it's a legal question and I'm not an attorney.
3. We need your full rent payment, cash/money order, your landlords name, address and telephone number, and any letters you've sent your landlord.
4. Courtroom 11A is on the 11th floor, yes, I'm sure.
5. The water company's phone number is xxx-xxxx, yes, I'm sure we are NOT the water company.0 -
1. The server is down again?
2. Why is the server down?
3. When will the server be fixed?
4. Yes, I'll email it to you once the server is fixed.
5. Finally! The server is back!0 -
1) It's beautiful, its built in and it's all British- even the hinges!
2) It's free of charge to have someone to come out and do all that hard work, no obligation, of course
3) If you'd like I'll see if someone's free to give you a measure
4) No, I'm not from the host store, I can't help you with that
5) The loos are up the stairs, double back on yourself and keep going till the end of the store!0 -
1. Are you ****ING KIDDING ME?????
2. Did you get trained on (insert equipment item here) like you were supposed to?
3. Did you talk to (insert Airman's name) about (insert random subject)
4. Man, I can't wait to retire...
5. This is some ridiculous bull-****!0 -
1. You are just deep in the dumbazz
2. Why oh why doesn't this balance
3. Is there a problem with the network?
4. OMG, I didn't save that yet!
5. Whatever your smoking I want some, where did you get those numbers from???
I'm an accountant0 -
Typed.
1. Property located at .... as described in Future Advance Deed of Trust to ..... dated... in the amount of.... in favor of....
2. Here are some changes that need to be made
3. Here are the documents for this loan
4. Can you update your processing sheet?
5. What is the maturity date/payment date?
Said.
1. Do the officers/Title company actually know what they are doing?
2. Have you seen how crazy our inbox is?
3. Are you kidding me?
4. Another change in terms, why yes let's just add that to my stack
5. HA, no I'm not busy at all, what do you need? (in response to a loan officer asking if I can type a loan for a customer right that second)
I'm a loan processor0 -
Living the dream, you?
Thanks for the update.
Yes, I just saved it.
I only have read access...
Contact the system admin? I AM the admin!0 -
Good morning, afternoon, evening.
How may I help you?
Who is your doctor?
What is the problem this eveing?
I'll page the doctor right away.
And many many more................0 -
- what was the date of the accident.
- Do you no the name of the driver?
- Where did the accident happen?
-Did they leave you a message because this is the number that shows up for all the offices in this building and the one next door.
-Let me transfer you to driver's License.0 -
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:laugh: I feel for you0 -
1. Would you like your milk in a bag?
2. Would you like a hand out with that?
3. Would you like your flowers wrapped?
4. I'm on my break, call someone else.
5. So sorry, we don't carry *enter exotic unheard of item*0 -
1) What is it, Swanny?
2) I'm sorry, so-and-so is in a meeting, would you like his/her voicemail?
3) FFS, Swan!
4) Would you like another espresso?
5) When I hit the lotto I wont have to deal with this $#!t but you know, you have to be in it to win it! Maybe I should play.
True story.0 -
1.) Were you able to finish the report I am asking you to do?
2.) I'm in a meeting, please hold all my calls.
3.) I'm out of the office, please call my cell
4.) Heads up everyone.
5.) I appreciate all your hardwork.0 -
~ One moment please
~ Of course I can
~ Problem? Then we find a work-around!
~ Where's the coverage?
~ Work-around didn't work? Time for a work-around to the work-around0
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