Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • Lindseyelizabeth87
    Lindseyelizabeth87 Posts: 151 Member
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    This is all typed, there's no one to talk to...

    1. myfitnesspal.com
    2. facebook.com
    3. Please see the attachment on this e-mail.
    4. All the best
    5. How far along are you on that?
  • karawRN
    karawRN Posts: 311
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    1. 354 this is Kara
    2. good morning
    3. "are you f-in kidding me?!"
    4. "coverage"
    5. "shut up Sheila"

    wanna know the top 5 things I THINK at work?

    1. how much longer?
    2. you;re an idiot
    3. quit complaining
    4. why cant i give everyone a dose of valium?
    5. i hope that phone call isnt for me
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    1. Poco garage, Melanie speaking.
    2. Bus #
    3. Hang on, I will transfer you to the supervisor.
    4. Pick up or change.
    5. Ok thanks.
  • Scottish_charlene_84
    Scottish_charlene_84 Posts: 986 Member
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    1. No thank you
    2. Stop running
    3. What do you need to say?
    4. What have you been learning today?
    5. Shhhh listen


    I work with children aged 0-5
  • MED2012COLORADO
    MED2012COLORADO Posts: 238
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    1. Good
    2. sign your slip
    3. have you been here before?
    4. It all adds up
    5. back up, seriously your in my space
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    1. poop
    2. pee
    3. vaginal
    4. you will feel a little poke.
    5. just a second...I'm on MFP.

    scratch that...move #5 to #1 and everything else down one.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    1) he's on the other line, would you like his voicemail?
    2) Good morning (place of business)
    3) he is, one moment please
    4) *kitten* my life
    5) good day sir
  • snipalicous
    snipalicous Posts: 69
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    1). Why do cars never pull over to the right when they see a big huge ambulance behind them with 50 million lights and loud *kitten* sirens?
    2).. Hi.. whats going on today?
    3). Ok we are now going to hook you up to our monitor and start an IV
    4). Which hospital would you like to be transported to?
    5). **** just got real...to my partner of course, not the patient
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    And then the weekend job.
    1. Did you call Advance?
    2. Last Name?
    3. I don't have change.
    4. Every 10 days your payment is late, it's a $30.00 late fee. You were 40 days late. $120.00 extra is the least of your worries. You better be glad he didn't show up with the repo truck.
    5. No, sir. You can not drive off the lot with no down payment and no insurance. It really doesn't work that way.
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
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    STOP.

    A little quiter, please.

    Get out of there.

    Get off of him.

    Don't touch that.


    I'm a stay at home mom. ;)
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    1. Tell me how you really feel.
    2. Would like to make that a combo meal?
    3. It's $50 extra if he watches.
    4. No, that doesn't come in pink.
    5. =IF(G2="Sponsor","01u40000008Xw2FAAS", IF(G2="Regular","01u40000008Xw2tAAC","01u40000008Xw33AAC"))
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    1. Would you like your milk in a bag?
    2. Would you like a hand out with that?
    3. Would you like your flowers wrapped?
    4. I'm on my break, call someone else.
    5. So sorry, we don't carry *enter exotic unheard of item*


    You don't look like a bagger............although they do come in many different shapes and sizes....no offense at all, just my observation from here, and your pro pic.
  • samblanken
    samblanken Posts: 369 Member
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    1. How do we get paid for that?
    2. Quantities are busted (again)
    3. Take off doesn't match the bid quantity
    4. Another book smart street stupid engineer designed something we can't build
    5. Is it beer thirty yet?

    Top 5 I think but never say
    1. How in the h can you work in this industry for 30 years and NOT know how to read a set of plans?
    2. Just because your father is a big wig at this place doesn't mean that you deserve to keep your job here.
    3. Wish my lazy coworker would get off face book and start doing his job instead of pushing it off on me
    4. Basic math skills people. I'm not your geometry or algebra teacher
    5. Is it beer thirty yet? these people are driving me batty.
  • campfirekitten14
    campfirekitten14 Posts: 9
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    Inmate told he will not be receiving his "meds from the outs" here in jail: IM verbalized understanding but was not amused with this writer.
  • TardisMom
    TardisMom Posts: 35 Member
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    Are you in any pain/ how are you feeling?

    I have your medicine.

    Do you need help going to the bathroom?

    Okay, time to roll onto your side/stand up/sit down/walk/ect.

    This might hurt a bit.
  • DPernet
    DPernet Posts: 481 Member
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    1) Guten Morgen. Bitte sagen Sie dass alles nach Plan lauft. Gut, Danke, aufwiederhören.
    2) What do you mean the field went offline 2 hours ago? You're supposed to call us!
    3) Hey Boss, we just lost (insert number) of Gigs on (insert name of gas field/pipeline here)
    4) GUD just called control energy for tomorrow and we're mismatched with Statoil at the TTF
    5) I need a coffee!!
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
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    This is all typed, there's no one to talk to...

    1. myfitnesspal.com
    2. facebook.com
    3. Please see the attachment on this e-mail.
    4. All the best
    5. How far along are you on that?


    Easy job, no fair!!!
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
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    1. Good morning! or Hola, como estas? Oh bien, gracias. The guys like to ask me in Spanish all the time.
    2. Starbucks?
    3. Let's play. (we do foosball with a couple of people)
    4. Yes I'll do that for you.
    5. You're not busy, right? (good one for the engineers who look at you like you have two heads)

    Things I type:

    1. Will this need to be extended?
    2. Please let me know if you have questions.
    3. Please note...
    4. Here is where your documents are located.
    5. See attachment.
  • monalissanne
    monalissanne Posts: 159 Member
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    1. (@8:15 when I walk in 15 minutes late) Is it time to go home yet?
    2. How long until 5 o'clock?
    3. That is not grounds for dismissal.
    4. Just pay your ticket.
    5. It's freezing in here.
  • crimznrose
    crimznrose Posts: 282 Member
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    1. Good Morning/Afternoon
    2. If you have any questions or need anything else, please let me know.
    3. Is it 5:00 yet?
    4. Artwork is Actual Size, Camera Ready. Please send a proof.
    5. The logo you sent me is a jps (raster). I need a vector file if you have it, such as .ai, .eps, or .cdr, otherwise we'll have to recreate your logo in vector.

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