Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • Quarrysider
    Quarrysider Posts: 56 Member
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    1. "write it down or it didn't happen"
    2. "have you done a job sheet for that?"
    3. "Which Gordon would you like?"
    4. "Can you put me through to parts please?"
    5. "Good boy"

    2 different jobs :wink:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    1. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
    2. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
    3. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
    4. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)
    5. That's just placeholder text (as relates to lorem ipsum)

    HA! sounds a lot like my days.

    and maybe you can also relate to "yes, an image will go there...FPO means FOR PLACEMENT ONLY"
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    1. No, this is not a proper vector file.
    2. The fonts have not been converted to outlines.
    3. It's freezing in here.
    4. I hate fixing other people's crappy designs.
    5. Let us know if there's anything else we can do for you.
  • crimznrose
    crimznrose Posts: 282 Member
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    1) Guten Morgen. Bitte sagen Sie dass alles nach Plan lauft. Gut, Danke, aufwiederhören.
    2) What do you mean the field went offline 2 hours ago? You're supposed to call us!
    3) Hey Boss, we just lost (insert number) of Gigs on (insert name of gas field/pipeline here)
    4) GUD just called control energy for tomorrow and we're mismatched with Statoil at the TTF
    5) I need a coffee!!

    Gotta love a job where you can speak two languages, one of them NOT spanish. Tschuss!
  • achampionsheart
    achampionsheart Posts: 1,020 Member
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    5 things said:
    1. Good afternoon/evening, how can i help you?
    2. Im glad everything is ok.
    3. Have you tried entering your 4 digit code into your panel?
    4. Could you step away from your alarm, sir/maam?
    5. What is your password/code?

    5 things typed:
    1. Password verified
    2. Update
    3. Cancel
    4. False alarm
    5. Delivered
  • strangewebby
    strangewebby Posts: 72
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    1. Did so-and-so have a BM (bowel movement)?
    2. No, the supervisor didn't tell me so-and-so was in the hospital.
    3. Are you scheduled to work? Because I'm on the schedule...? Okay I'll go home.
    4. Stop staring at me.
    5. OMG, it went everywhere.
  • crimznrose
    crimznrose Posts: 282 Member
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    1. No, this is not a proper vector file.
    2. The fonts have not been converted to outlines.
    3. It's freezing in here.
    4. I hate fixing other people's crappy designs.
    5. Let us know if there's anything else we can do for you.

    Ok....sounds like you're in the same industry as me....promotional products? Supplier? Distributor?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Since being a stay at home mom:

    1. "I love you!"
    2. "What are you doing?"
    3. "Are you hungry/tired?"
    4. "Do you want a bottle?"
    5. *laugh out loud* " You're a weirdo!"

    BEFORE I had my son:

    1. "Hi, How are you today?"
    2.: "Step up on the scale. please!"
    3. "Have a seat on the table, please."
    4. "What is the reason for your visit today?"
    5. "All right, the doctor will be in to see you shortly!"
  • shelbyfrootcake
    shelbyfrootcake Posts: 965 Member
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    1. I don't care.
    2. It needs to be annotated or it won't pass the audit
    3. I'm going to a meeting
    4. Is it a breach?
    5. I anticipate the sky falling this quarter.
  • juncture
    juncture Posts: 129 Member
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    1. It's the door on the right.
    2. You need to press the button on the wall.
    3. I'm afraid I can't help you with that, you'll need to come speak to the day staff.
    4. I'll just go do the headcount.
    5. Is it 11pm yet?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    oh oh...also...

    "no, 72dpi is NOT high res."
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    1. No, this is not a proper vector file.
    2. The fonts have not been converted to outlines.
    3. It's freezing in here.
    4. I hate fixing other people's crappy designs.
    5. Let us know if there's anything else we can do for you.

    Ok....sounds like you're in the same industry as me....promotional products? Supplier? Distributor?

    Distributor. I do a lot of things here since we're a small company. I'm in charge of marketing, social media and of course artwork. But in truth I'm a graphic designer.
  • LALOCHA34
    LALOCHA34 Posts: 340 Member
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    1. Why is "cousin" so antsy today, I wish he would quit pacing back and forth.
    *all co-workers have a family member nickname, auntie, step-mom, godmother...
    2. I think you may need to do an address verification for this lessor, don't forget to attach your def/set query to your NAW request.
    3. Please add a general remark to the header.
    4. At the expiration of the primary term _____.
    5. Insofar as, more or less, less and except, herein, equal or exceed, hereby, whomsoever, thereof, hereinafter, hereto, hereby

    What an exciting job I have. :)
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    1) Tests are next door, in the Testing Center.
    2) Let me transfer you to the Division Office.
    3) You can't add those because they aren't like terms.
    4) Your user name and password is whatever you set it up to be when you registered. There is no way for me to look that up.
    5) Let's take it to the board.
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
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    1. Thanks in advance.
    2. Can you give me an update regarding the above account
    3. Good Morning ...... Trisha speaking
    4. Have a great day
    5. DOne
  • ninabaz
    ninabaz Posts: 75 Member
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    1 Have you pooped today
    2 time to eat supper
    3 its bed time
    4 this is not your room
    5 I need to change your breif
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    oh oh...also...

    "no, 72dpi is NOT high res."

    Oh god this... all day long!!!

    And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.
  • amberecochran
    amberecochran Posts: 124 Member
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    1. Please enter your request to clear out exceptions.
    2. Attached are the updated MCM's
    3. "Pharmacy, this is Amber"
    4. "He is with a patient, can I take a message"?
    5. B09 has been reconciled.
  • jess7386
    jess7386 Posts: 477 Member
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    1. "Please be advised that I represent..."
    2. "Now comes the plaintiff in the above-referenced matter..."
    3. "I already have two depos scheduled for that date"
    4. "The plaintiff expects the evidence to show"
    5. Is it time to go home yet????
  • MissPeppers
    MissPeppers Posts: 302 Member
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    Fun post!
    Here are mine...
    1 Send me an email, I'll call you when I'm available.
    2 Have you tried switching it off and back on again?
    3 I'm on the phone, please wait..
    4 What? Lunch already?
    5 Maybe you should choose a password you remember this time?

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