Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • loserbaby84
    loserbaby84 Posts: 241 Member
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    1. Thank you
    2. Good afternoon/morning, Lee speaking
    3. How can I help you
    4. Oracle is a beast
    5. Have a good day!
  • denezy
    denezy Posts: 573 Member
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    1. Yes I am in town.
    2. I leave this weekend.
    3. Can you rush through an order for me, please?
    4. I'll never do this again, I swear it!
    5. Are we going for beer today?

    I work in marketing.
  • cupcakes_
    cupcakes_ Posts: 274 Member
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    1. Thank you for calling blah blah blah
    2. Is anyone on the phone
    3. Who's going for lunch first
    4. I'm bored
    5. Fvck
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    1. It's too late in the year to change your schedule
    2. If you fail this class you won't graduates
    3. is everything ok? what's wrong
    4. Just because you parents don't love each other anymore doesn't mean they'll stop loving you.
    5. I know things are hard now but if you can hold out a little longer... College :)
  • her4g63
    her4g63 Posts: 284 Member
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    1.) What trooper made the arrest?
    2.) Do you have your ticket in front of you?
    3.) This is not the Sheriff's Department, this is the State Patrol
    4.) No, we do not police the police
    5.) The information is clearly stated on your citation
  • DollaMimi86
    DollaMimi86 Posts: 27
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    1. Good Morning
    2. Hi. How are you?
    3. Total Fitness this is mimi.
    4. What type of membership are you inquiring about?
    5. Bye. Come back and see us.
  • LastMinuteMama
    LastMinuteMama Posts: 590 Member
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    1. Taunton, Christina

    2. Which Cable & pair?

    3. Hold on, I need to grab a ladder.

    4. Did you say Loop or Open?

    5. Can you see that?

    This is only if someone calls...mostly I'm by myself and listen talk radio to keep me company.
  • laurenellenmarie
    laurenellenmarie Posts: 331 Member
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    IF I have someone to talk to,
    Hi, are you here to see anyone?
    What kind of car are you inquiring about?
    What will you be using your new vehicle for?
    What kind of payment are you looking for?
    How is your credit? Annnnnd a lot of other stuff.

    If it's a normal day,
    It's too early!
    Is it 8:00 yet?
    Man, it's slow.
    What are you doing for lunch?
    I need a nap.
    (repeat)
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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    1 . Support Center, this is .......
    2. Your password has been reset to .....
    3. Please verify that you are entering the password Exactly as I've instructed....
    4. Please hold while I transfer you back into the line and you'll need to follow option 1, all the way through
    5. (To myself) Eye Dee Ten Tee error or PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
  • aschavel
    aschavel Posts: 7
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    1. No we don't have a contract with that Vendor.
    2. Please see attached and let me know correction.
    3. Attached are estimate and pictures for above claim. Please make check payable to "________" and mail to my attention at the address below.
    4. Where is tow from and to.
    5. Steve, (vendor) called for a PO. Please forward ereq.

    Accounts payable and insurance subrogations.
  • RunningDirty
    RunningDirty Posts: 293
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    1. You cannot write "they can pound sand" in a document.
    2. You cannot tell someone to suck a d*ck in a document.
    3. That's not even English.
    4. I can't edit a 70 page document in 2 hours. Give me 4 and it will suck a little less than it does now.
    5. Stop writing how you speak. Yes, you actually do sound like that.
  • gerimom17
    gerimom17 Posts: 24 Member
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    1. Get in here and get to work!
    2. Stop playing with the (cat or dog) and get back to work!
    3. Jay, check your laundry!
    4. Please feed the cats.
    5. Come put away these dishes.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    1) You are clicking 'Pay dues' rather than pay 'MLS fees'. That is why you are seeing a zero balance.

    2) I cannot waive your fines/fees without approval from the board of directors.

    3) You are breaking rules/regulations article _____ .

    4) this is the board office in Lafayette, Indiana, not Louisiana.

    5) We are a Real Estate board, we do not have rentals.
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
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    I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

    1) That's what she said.
    2) For f*cks sake!
    3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
    4) What the hell does she want now??
    5) Shut your f*cking face.

    No lie.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    oh oh...also...

    "no, 72dpi is NOT high res."

    Oh god this... all day long!!!

    And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.

    HA YES!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    oh oh...also...

    "no, 72dpi is NOT high res."

    Oh god this... all day long!!!

    And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.

    HA YES!
    Ooooo yea I get stuff like this a lot and "I don't know what JPEG means. I don't know tech speak."
  • Evey_bee
    Evey_bee Posts: 77 Member
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    1. What can I get for you?
    2. Is that a pound in weight or money?
    3. They're 4 for £1.49
    4. You can pay at the checkouts
    5. ah ****, I need to get counts done (not to customers, obviously)
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
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    10-4
    10-6
    10-8
    10-21
    10-25
  • newGeorge
    newGeorge Posts: 22
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    1. Do you already have a ticket open?
    2. We'll need to open a ticket first.
    3. Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
    4. My pleasure!
    5. You want fries with that? haha j/k
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
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    1. "Good Morning/Afternoon [company name]."
    2. "May I ask who's speaking?"
    3. "Please hold."
    4. "He is on the other line/ stepped out of the office, is there anything I can help you with?"
    5. "Can you please hold while I grab your folder?"

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