Top 5 things you say/type at work
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"no, 72dpi is NOT high res."0 -
1. No, this is not a proper vector file.
2. The fonts have not been converted to outlines.
3. It's freezing in here.
4. I hate fixing other people's crappy designs.
5. Let us know if there's anything else we can do for you.
Ok....sounds like you're in the same industry as me....promotional products? Supplier? Distributor?
Distributor. I do a lot of things here since we're a small company. I'm in charge of marketing, social media and of course artwork. But in truth I'm a graphic designer.0 -
1. Why is "cousin" so antsy today, I wish he would quit pacing back and forth.
*all co-workers have a family member nickname, auntie, step-mom, godmother...
2. I think you may need to do an address verification for this lessor, don't forget to attach your def/set query to your NAW request.
3. Please add a general remark to the header.
4. At the expiration of the primary term _____.
5. Insofar as, more or less, less and except, herein, equal or exceed, hereby, whomsoever, thereof, hereinafter, hereto, hereby
What an exciting job I have.
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1) Tests are next door, in the Testing Center.
2) Let me transfer you to the Division Office.
3) You can't add those because they aren't like terms.
4) Your user name and password is whatever you set it up to be when you registered. There is no way for me to look that up.
5) Let's take it to the board.0 -
1. Thanks in advance.
2. Can you give me an update regarding the above account
3. Good Morning ...... Trisha speaking
4. Have a great day
5. DOne0 -
1 Have you pooped today
2 time to eat supper
3 its bed time
4 this is not your room
5 I need to change your breif0 -
oh oh...also...
"no, 72dpi is NOT high res."
Oh god this... all day long!!!
And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.0 -
1. Please enter your request to clear out exceptions.
2. Attached are the updated MCM's
3. "Pharmacy, this is Amber"
4. "He is with a patient, can I take a message"?
5. B09 has been reconciled.0 -
1. "Please be advised that I represent..."
2. "Now comes the plaintiff in the above-referenced matter..."
3. "I already have two depos scheduled for that date"
4. "The plaintiff expects the evidence to show"
5. Is it time to go home yet????0 -
Fun post!
Here are mine...
1 Send me an email, I'll call you when I'm available.
2 Have you tried switching it off and back on again?
3 I'm on the phone, please wait..
4 What? Lunch already?
5 Maybe you should choose a password you remember this time?0 -
1. Thank you
2. Good afternoon/morning, Lee speaking
3. How can I help you
4. Oracle is a beast
5. Have a good day!0 -
1. Yes I am in town.
2. I leave this weekend.
3. Can you rush through an order for me, please?
4. I'll never do this again, I swear it!
5. Are we going for beer today?
I work in marketing.0 -
1. Thank you for calling blah blah blah
2. Is anyone on the phone
3. Who's going for lunch first
4. I'm bored
5. Fvck0 -
1. It's too late in the year to change your schedule
2. If you fail this class you won't graduates
3. is everything ok? what's wrong
4. Just because you parents don't love each other anymore doesn't mean they'll stop loving you.
5. I know things are hard now but if you can hold out a little longer... College 0 -
1.) What trooper made the arrest?
2.) Do you have your ticket in front of you?
3.) This is not the Sheriff's Department, this is the State Patrol
4.) No, we do not police the police
5.) The information is clearly stated on your citation0 -
1. Good Morning
2. Hi. How are you?
3. Total Fitness this is mimi.
4. What type of membership are you inquiring about?
5. Bye. Come back and see us.0 -
1. Taunton, Christina
2. Which Cable & pair?
3. Hold on, I need to grab a ladder.
4. Did you say Loop or Open?
5. Can you see that?
This is only if someone calls...mostly I'm by myself and listen talk radio to keep me company.0 -
IF I have someone to talk to,
Hi, are you here to see anyone?
What kind of car are you inquiring about?
What will you be using your new vehicle for?
What kind of payment are you looking for?
How is your credit? Annnnnd a lot of other stuff.
If it's a normal day,
It's too early!
Is it 8:00 yet?
Man, it's slow.
What are you doing for lunch?
I need a nap.
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1 . Support Center, this is .......
2. Your password has been reset to .....
3. Please verify that you are entering the password Exactly as I've instructed....
4. Please hold while I transfer you back into the line and you'll need to follow option 1, all the way through
5. (To myself) Eye Dee Ten Tee error or PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)0 -
1. No we don't have a contract with that Vendor.
2. Please see attached and let me know correction.
3. Attached are estimate and pictures for above claim. Please make check payable to "________" and mail to my attention at the address below.
4. Where is tow from and to.
5. Steve, (vendor) called for a PO. Please forward ereq.
Accounts payable and insurance subrogations.0 -
1. You cannot write "they can pound sand" in a document.
2. You cannot tell someone to suck a d*ck in a document.
3. That's not even English.
4. I can't edit a 70 page document in 2 hours. Give me 4 and it will suck a little less than it does now.
5. Stop writing how you speak. Yes, you actually do sound like that.0 -
1. Get in here and get to work!
2. Stop playing with the (cat or dog) and get back to work!
3. Jay, check your laundry!
4. Please feed the cats.
5. Come put away these dishes.0 -
1) You are clicking 'Pay dues' rather than pay 'MLS fees'. That is why you are seeing a zero balance.
2) I cannot waive your fines/fees without approval from the board of directors.
3) You are breaking rules/regulations article _____ .
4) this is the board office in Lafayette, Indiana, not Louisiana.
5) We are a Real Estate board, we do not have rentals.0 -
I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:
1) That's what she said.
2) For f*cks sake!
3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
4) What the hell does she want now??
5) Shut your f*cking face.
No lie.0 -
oh oh...also...
"no, 72dpi is NOT high res."
Oh god this... all day long!!!
And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.
HA YES!0 -
Ooooo yea I get stuff like this a lot and "I don't know what JPEG means. I don't know tech speak."oh oh...also...
"no, 72dpi is NOT high res."
Oh god this... all day long!!!
And ... just because you put .eps at the end doesn't make it a vector file.
HA YES!0 -
1. What can I get for you?
2. Is that a pound in weight or money?
3. They're 4 for £1.49
4. You can pay at the checkouts
5. ah ****, I need to get counts done (not to customers, obviously)0 -
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1. Do you already have a ticket open?
2. We'll need to open a ticket first.
3. Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
4. My pleasure!
5. You want fries with that? haha j/k0 -
1. "Good Morning/Afternoon [company name]."
2. "May I ask who's speaking?"
3. "Please hold."
4. "He is on the other line/ stepped out of the office, is there anything I can help you with?"
5. "Can you please hold while I grab your folder?"0
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