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    Top 5 things you say/type at work

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    • Posts: 379 Member
      1. Thank you for calling _______ customer service, how can I help you.
      2. Ok, can you tell me your model number?
      3. No, I am sorry that is not a model number.
      4. We make hundreds of models, I need your model number in order to help you.
      5. Yes, there is a difference between all of the ____, that is why I need your model number.
    • Posts: 212 Member
      1. picking up or dropping off
      2. whats your dob?
      3. do you have you DL?
      4. no, you don't have anymore refills on your hydrocodone (ativan, xanax, adderall, etc)
      5. yes, I can send a request to your dr. for refills..
      :P
    • Posts: 51 Member
      1. Make sure you duck. This person will try to punch you.
      2. Yes, I can dump your urinal, bedpan, get you a coke (Are you on a diabetic diet?) fluff your pillow, change your tv channel.
      3. No, I am not your nurse or PCT. Would you like me to call them for you?
      4. I've worked here 5 years. I know I look young. Don't be afraid.
      5. Have a nice day. I'll be back in 4 hours. Yes...4 hours.
    • Posts: 772 Member
      1) i have a head for you.
      2) have you seen my head
      3) umm i did that earlier i'll send you the results.
      4) is that t1 TC or PCB TC?
      5) i need coffee. .. (actally i think thats. My number 1 :drinker: )
    • Posts: 840 Member
      1. No problem, I can do that for you
      2. I'm going for coffee
      3. I'm going to the gym
      4. Hi, how are you?
      5. I'm going home now
    • Posts: 66 Member
      1. "the girls"
      2. breasts
      3. boobs
      4. bra
      5. lingerie model

      I'm a lingerie designer. We talk about bewbies all day. :P
    • Posts: 1,728 Member
      1. Take off your shirt.
      2. Lay down on the table
      3. This is going to feel kinda cool for a bit
      4. Im sorry but this may hurt
      5. Okay situp now and he will be with you in just a minute

      I just got a woody (could have lived without #5 though) lol
    • Posts: 1,255 Member
      1. Good afternoon! (I have a bad habit of saying it even in mornings and later evenings)
      2. What brings you in today?
      3. Well, are you taking a mulivitamin?
      4. While I check you out, try one of our delicious (Insert product/flavor) chews.
      5. Have a fantastic day! Come back and see us!
    • Posts: 4,902 Member
      1) Please watch the screen while I demonstrate
      2) Time for another role play!
      3) Let's break into small groups now.
      4) Today's class will cover fill-in-the-blank...
      5) Any questions?
    • Posts: 10 Member
      1) No you may not use the restroom.
      2) Sit down, be quiet, and take out your textbooks.
      3) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
      4) Yes, you are going to have to study!
      5) Your assignment for tonight is....
    • Posts: 1,911 Member
      Go do your chores
      No
      Go do your homework
      No
      Are you done?
    • Posts: 200 Member
      1. www.myfi (the rest fills in automatically)
      2. my password....on multiple areas of the network at work...and multiple sights.
      3. This is Tricia (how I answer my direct line)
      4. done
      5. please advise
    • Posts: 335 Member
      1. Thanks for choosing Comfort Inn my name is Amanda how can I help you?
      2. Maam you have to push the power button to turn on the TV.
      3. No sir, we don't have prostitutes around here.
      4. Yes, I am sure I am engaged.
      5. Your in Mansfield, there is nothing to do in this town.


      Super serious about 2-4. Its pretty funny what people ask you working in a hotel
    • Posts: 1,840 Member
      Do you want to play a game with me?
      I am going to see how big and tall and straight I can make it
      Can you do the same as me with yours?
      I am going to see how big you are and how much you weigh
      I am going to ask you to put these on and listen very carefully
    • Posts: 229 Member
      1. I need coffee.
      2. Where should we go for lunch?
      3. Has IT blocked me from getting on MFP yet?
      4. Is it 5 o'clock?
      5. How many more years until I get to retire?
    • Posts: 112
      1. " In a few minutes "
      2. " Are you finished? "
      3. " Chill "
      4. "Stop"
      5. "That's Awesome!"

      (I babysit kids everyday + my daughter)
    • Posts: 893 Member
      1. Ok everybody sit down...
      2. Sit down the bell rang...
      3. 야!!!....앉아유!!!!!
      4. Be quiet pleaseee :)
      5. 조용히!!!!!!!!! :mad:

      (Only on Fridays :)....rest of the week they're angels :laugh: )
    • Posts: 188 Member
      1. Can I help you?
      2. DAMMIT MASON!
      3. DAMMIT NICK!
      4. DAMMIT BLAINE!
      5. Have a good day!
    • Posts: 29 Member
      I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

      1) That's what she said.
      2) For f*cks sake!
      3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
      4) What the hell does she want now??
      5) Shut your f*cking face.

      No lie.



      LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

      1. Morning b!tches
      2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
      3. Did you season it?
      4. FFS!!!!
      5. Blow me
    • Posts: 29 Member
      I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

      1) That's what she said.
      2) For f*cks sake!
      3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
      4) What the hell does she want now??
      5) Shut your f*cking face.

      No lie.



      LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

      1. Morning b!tches
      2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
      3. Did you season it?
      4. FFS!!!!
      5. Blow me
    • Posts: 984 Member
      Good morning/afternoon, billing, this is Elaine, how can I help you?
      Can you give me your patient account number, please?
      Can you repeat that, please?
      Sir/Ma'am, if you keep yelling at me, I won't be able to help you. Please calm down.
      Thank you/goodbye/have a nice day.
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