The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Dirty minds always welcome here, we discussed that yesterday... Much better than being a nerd LOL
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Dirty minds always welcome here, we discussed that yesterday... Much better than being a nerd LOL

    ..oh.. I'll get my coat then...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?

    It is not all it is cracked up to be, I prefer acoustic wave speed through a bedroom wall during loud sex :wink:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Bex can you please take your KOD over to either of the following threads:

    - Eating back exercise calories
    - OMG I ate a burger, am I going to get FAT?????
    - Starvation mode
    - MFP v Weight Watchers
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?

    I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Bex can you please take your KOD over to either of the following threads:

    - Eating back exercise calories
    - OMG I ate a burger, am I going to get FAT?????
    - Starvation mode
    - MFP v Weight Watchers

    I'm on it LOL
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Check out my new ticker, I'm so proud of my locked thread HAHA (now i'm the nerd) :cry:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?

    I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?

    And once again we're back with the dogging
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Are you in the room or the one listering from the other side?

    I thought I was the one in the carpark down the road?

    Oh yes, walking the dog. I wasn't sure if you was also the neighbour listening through the walls
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Check out my new ticker, I'm so proud of my locked thread HAHA (now i'm the nerd) :cry:
    You should be proud too.
  • Kyrosh
    Kyrosh Posts: 238
    HAVING A BAD DAY.......... READ THIS......A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished
    to see the bed
    was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
    envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
    'Dad.'

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
    trembling hands, read the letter...

    "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
    I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
    with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
    is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
    her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
    is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy
    said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
    has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
    of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
    really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
    with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
    ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
    AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!



    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.



    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
    your many grandchildren.



    Love, your son, Joshua

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    school report that's on the kitchen table.


    Whahahahahahahahahaha!! Thanks, I needed that!!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    No worries, and welcome :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Oh no, I've had the KOD on the 'Snog. marry or avoid' thread :sad:

    AND AGAIN!!! I give up, I will only post on here from now on LOL
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Relax, you have been saved
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Well if you've got it flaunt it!

    Damn - need to get used to using 'quote' - the comment about was about Bex and her new ticker she is proud of - epic fail for me :embarassed:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I am flattered :flowerforyou: :blushing: :laugh:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I get the impression you're just a tart :wink:
  • Elise1324
    Elise1324 Posts: 38
    I'm now tempted to jump on this bandwagon as it's made it to the new thread... so who wants to talk thermodynamic wave displacement in a viscous environment?

    MEEE pick me. I know this one!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Relax, you have been saved

    Legend!!! :drinker:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I only speak the truth :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I only speak the truth :wink:

    I'll pay you later!

    In other news, I've just realised it's hump time for me as I am off on Friday :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Alright for some.

    Is it wrong to think of other things when I hear HUMP day?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Ok, this will either go ok or kill the thread, is it me or is there something really 'oh, no luv, don't do that' about ladies wearing things with hipster type garments that when they crouch down / bend to pick something up that their thong appears to migrate halfway up their back like some really bad weggie.......?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I am with you on that, a little bit of frenchie peeking over the top yes, but thong on show no thanks, I just want to weggie them
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Alright for some.

    Is it wrong to think of other things when I hear HUMP day?

    Not at all, why do you think I mentioned it in the thread of smut? :tongue: :wink: :laugh:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Just to lead it more into the gutter! MMmmm humptastic
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    OK, as a thong wearer and as jeans are more fashionable worn on the hip, this is just inevitable from time to time, you guys will just have to deal with it, lol
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I'm sure you wear yours with grace and style bex

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