The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I went on lunch and missed the big change over :frown:

    Fear not, commemorative bobble-heads and keychains are available.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    New thread. Yay us! Bex has the kiss of death no more.

    We are just going to keep it running forever, aren't we? I'd really miss you guys if I didn't see you here every day.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    New thread. Yay us! Bex has the kiss of death no more.

    We are just going to keep it running forever, aren't we? I'd really miss you guys if I didn't see you here every day.

    I'll drink to that :drinker: But then saying that (and before someone else does) I'll drink to anything and nothing LOL :drinker:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Well you show me yours I will show you mine :wink:

    But I'm not a 'big boy' Haha :wink:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I never said where I was big either :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    What can I say, I am a big boy :wink:

    The wink says it all
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    That is just your dirty mind working overtime
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    That is just your dirty mind working overtime

    And???
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    And I like it :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    :tongue:
  • hightown60
    hightown60 Posts: 36
    Lol, always in need of friendly banter :laugh:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Well you have found the right place :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Lol, always in need of friendly banter :laugh:

    Welcome :flowerforyou:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm wondering if we should all disappear and leave Bex and Hougt to it. Would be like a virtual "getting a room".
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'm wondering if we should all disappear and leave Bex and Hougt to it. Would be like a virtual "getting a room".

    Never, we are all a team here, some may attack, some defend and others hang around on the wing :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    You sure that is safe? You don't know what sort of state we would be in when you came back
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I'm wondering if we should all disappear and leave Bex and Hougt to it. Would be like a virtual "getting a room".

    Never, we are all a team here, some may attack, some defend and others hang around on the wing :)

    Like a rugby team? I am always the glory boy try scorer so guess it is the same in this thread :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    You sure that is safe? You don't know what sort of state we would be in when you came back

    And now we're back to the car wash and hot shower!
  • hightown60
    hightown60 Posts: 36
    I'm wondering if we should all disappear and leave Bex and Hougt to it. Would be like a virtual "getting a room".

    Never, we are all a team here, some may attack, some defend and others hang around on the wing :)

    Yes, sharing is caring :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    HAVING A BAD DAY.......... READ THIS......A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished
    to see the bed
    was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
    envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
    'Dad.'

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with
    trembling hands, read the letter...

    "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
    I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
    with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
    is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
    her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
    is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy
    said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
    has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
    of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
    really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
    with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
    ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
    AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!



    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.



    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
    your many grandchildren.



    Love, your son, Joshua

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    school report that's on the kitchen table.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    The above made me laugh, thought I'd share
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    [/quote]

    Like a rugby team? I am always the glory boy try scorer so guess it is the same in this thread :tongue:
    [/quote]

    LOL :happy:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.
    Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
  • hightown60
    hightown60 Posts: 36
    Ha,ha,ha,he,he,he that's so funny, I hope I don't end up like that :laugh:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Oh no, I've had the KOD on the 'Snog. marry or avoid' thread :sad:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I know I won't, mine aren't big enough to reach my knees
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    ooh, a continuation, well done bex, any topic we should avoid as it has been done to death or any topic we should do?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    ooh, a continuation, well done bex, any topic we should avoid as it has been done to death or any topic we should do?

    Any topic goes Chris
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Hmm, trying to think of a topic that won't make me sound like a nerd or a dirty old man
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    We all sound dirty in here so fire away :wink:

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