The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    BTW, in my avatar picture, I am going commando. You don't wear undies beneath cycling gear. Causes very unpleasent chaffing.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Morning SeaRunner - oooh chaffing not nice, do you use any kind of lube? :smile:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Seems to be undies and roleplay so far but feel free to deviate!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Morning, Chris. Actually they do make lube specifically for that reason. The most common is called Chamois Butter (the pad in the crotch of bicycling shorts is challed a chamois). So far I haven't needed any. I don't like the idea of greasing up before a ride. Oooh, someone is going to roll with that last sentence.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I don't like the idea of greasing up before a ride.

    Must.....resist...must...resi......

    Going in dry is usually painful, lubrication should always be required, natural or otherwise
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I don't like the idea of greasing up before a ride.

    Must.....resist...must...resi......

    Going in dry is usually painful, lubrication should always be required, natural or otherwise

    Ahhh! I knew you couldn't resist, hougt.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I am easily lead astray :tongue:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Shall we find you a governess? I think that fits into the roleplay theme.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I am easily lead astray :tongue:

    Really! I never would have guessed :laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I am easily lead astray :tongue:

    Easily lead? You're practically the ringleader here!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Ringleader? Bex is the ringleader, I am just a friendly clown (no one scared of clowns in here?)
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Ringleader? Bex is the ringleader, I am just a friendly clown (no one scared of clowns in here?)

    As long as you're not hiding under my bed, I'm cool with clowns.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Ringleader? Bex is the ringleader, I am just a friendly clown (no one scared of clowns in here?)

    Terrified!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Ringleader? Bex is the ringleader, I am just a friendly clown (no one scared of clowns in here?)

    Terrified!

    I won't post up a scary clown then
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Please don't
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Ringleader? Bex is the ringleader, I am just a friendly clown (no one scared of clowns in here?)

    Is it wrong that I want to wear the hat and coat???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Better the hat and coat than the giant shoes and stupid wig!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Hey! We all have dreams...
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Better the hat and coat than the giant shoes and stupid wig!

    I couldn't picture what else they wore lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Just the hat and coat? Really need to get my head out of the gutter some times
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Just the hat and coat? Really need to get my head out of the gutter some times

    Don't you dare, or I'll eject you from the thread lol
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    For a second I thought you meant don't you dare have that mental image :tongue:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Better the hat and coat than the giant shoes and stupid wig!

    I couldn't picture what else they wore lol

    From memory its top hat, mini long tail coat, fishnets, thigh high boots etc. ..... well that's what i can picture anyway :wink:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Sounds like Liza Minelli in Cabaret.

    cabaret+Liza+Minnelli+photos.jpg
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sounds like Liza Minelli in Cabaret.

    For some reason that just conjured up an image of her last wedding. Shudder
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Better the hat and coat than the giant shoes and stupid wig!

    I couldn't picture what else they wore lol

    From memory its top hat, mini long tail coat, fishnets, thigh high boots etc. ..... well that's what i can picture anyway :wink:

    That is what I picture too
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is that on males or females. Or doesn't it matter?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Depends on if you can pull it off.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Is that why you're cycling? To look better in fishnets?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Well, I do shave my legs for aerodynamics. Would be a waste if I didn't use it for something else too, right?
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