I want to kill and maybe eat a coworker...

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  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    Mine brought chicken tenders and french fries. I gave in and also had tenders. No fries but now I have heart burn.

    Do I have to log my Tums?
  • melsmith612
    melsmith612 Posts: 727 Member
    If your annoying coworker is made of chocolate please forward his name and address to me and I will take care of your problem immediately. :bigsmile:
  • againagain
    againagain Posts: 27 Member
    You could try watching this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9B7im8aQjo

    But if you're like those kids, it won't work :)

    I just think about pink slime and then I can't eat fast food meat. Still trying to figure out some aversion technique for french fries...
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Bet you couldn't manage a whole one.

    We took the grandchildren to a shopping centre food hall, as I munched my 'scrummy' MacHealthy salad I could smell the KFC behind me - I could have cried.
  • ELCABRA
    ELCABRA Posts: 50 Member
    God I hate mortals and the wonderful smelling slop they eat, why can't food smell as good as it is for your body. If it is crap for your body it should smell like crap!!!
  • bonitacubana
    bonitacubana Posts: 41
    oh my gosh you guys are brutal hahaha! :-)
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    justifiable homicide. Go for it.

    ditto^

    My assistant has a bowl that is literally bottomless and is filled with kisses and mini snickers and (right now) candy-corn - a personal weakness from earliest childhood. She has a drawer full of cracker sandwiches (peanut butter, cheese, everything). That stuff I manage to leave alone. But some jerk out in the outer office keeps bringing in meatball subs and pizza and spaghetti - and the smell of that reheating makes me crazy.... and suddenly, all that candy on the next desk looks really good. It's a daily purgatory... *sigh*

    I feel ya...candy corns are like crack for me. I know I can't always resist them, so I restrain myself to a serving size and make it fit. We, too, have that seemingly bottomless bowl of yummy goodness. It ALMOST makes me wish i didn't care about being healthy!
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    http://www.inquisitr.com/189021/mcdonalds-pink-slime-is-off-the-menu/

    Here it is, McDonald's did get rid of the "pink slime" but still uses ammonia soaked beef parts! That's much better!!
  • schell81
    schell81 Posts: 187 Member
    I've been having a rough time today and McDonald's is my biggest weakness (2 cheeseburger meal with fries and iced tea, McChicken sauce on the cheeseburgers). My co-worker comes in with my favorite meal at lunch... I seriously considered ditching my lunch and getting some. But, I had my turkey burger with avocado and tzatziki, which tasted much better and I don't have a stomach ache now, which I'm sure he probably does. My boss came in awhile ago to tell me that Friday is pizza day. I might have to call in sick to avoid that one, boxes of pizza outside my office door might be too much for me to take on a friday afternoon.
    If you do punch a whale, can you youtube it for us?
  • renamarie77
    renamarie77 Posts: 98 Member
    The chick who sits opposite me comes to work everyday with a massive carb heavy lunch. She heats up her plate and chows down in front of me day after day...the smells coming off the plate are just divine. When she gets up to put her dishes in the kitchen I get a look at her big fat *kitten*...and then I go back to smiling down at my salad...

    I did this last week. The girl near me has McD's for breakfast and lunch EVERY single day, stuff from the machine ALL day, and 2-3 bottles of soda. Ugh. I have a much bigger butt than her FOR NOW, but while MINE will be shrinking... hers will DEFinitely be expanding... Much happiness. :-)
  • Jgomez323
    Jgomez323 Posts: 9
    Luckily I was moved to the office across the hall, but in my old office a woman that would sit next to me ALWAYS brought delicious smelling lunch. Baked beans, fried chicken, pizza, Chinese... I tried to sit in there and eat my PB&J sandwich but after a few weeks I couldn't do it. I ended up inhaling my sandwich and would go for an hour walk.

    Even in the morning I was tortured...I ate my oatmeal at 7am(before work) and I would arrive to work at 8am. As soon as I walked in, the smell of warm pancakes and syrup, breakfast sandwiches, and anything else that I couldn't eat was always there to meet me.

    I can see how this can create a bloodlust in anyone looking to lose weight! haha
  • gottaTuscany
    gottaTuscany Posts: 40 Member
    justifiable homicide. Go for it.

    So agree!
  • gottaTuscany
    gottaTuscany Posts: 40 Member
    God I hate mortals and the wonderful smelling slop they eat, why can't food smell as good as it is for your body. If it is crap for your body it should smell like crap!!!

    Amen
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    Depending on his size, you might be better off, calorie and fat wise, to eat the fast food. You shold look on the MFP database for 'coworker; first.
  • annehart00
    annehart00 Posts: 42
    If you look at my food diary, you'll see 1 or 2 tater-tots. I take one from my co-worker at breakfast just to satisfy the craving (they smell yummy and look golden crisp). I never buy them myself cause I might toss my healthy meal in favor for them.
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    Maybe he'll let you lick his fingers when he's done.

    That sounds hot!
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    My one coworker gets Mexican food what seems like every single day. He eats out each day unless we're all having a department lunch. It smells so good and I want some.
  • workoutbarbie29
    workoutbarbie29 Posts: 39 Member
    lmao!::laugh:
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Just remember, the smell is something some scientist cooked up in New Jersey.
  • Chuckle_n_Dwindle
    Chuckle_n_Dwindle Posts: 134
    If someone else in my office offers me some amazing something full of awesomeness, I will re-distribute my weight and sit on them.
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    Next time eat some beans a couple hours before lunch and rip the loudest smelliest fart of your life just as she starts to dig in to the McNuggets.
  • ChgingMe
    ChgingMe Posts: 539 Member
    Coworkers meals----
    Breakfast---BIG Breakfast from McDonalds....add whatever....not even sure whats in there...I turn my back.
    Lunch----4 piece white meat from KFC with two sides....not sure what they are
    Afternoon snack....vending machine, chips and candy...with a 20 oz regular coke....

    Thats 8:00 to 4:30......seriously..... Whats for dinner?

    I am so happy my lifestyle is what it is...yes maybe I drink a beer on Friday nights... and just maybe I have a CUP of gumbo on Sunday....but geez Louise....I am trying !

    I don't want to kill her....she is killing herself!

    this is actually quite sad. Is she overweight? Please dont tell me she is a 20 something super model
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I'll help you dispose of the evidence
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    My suggestion (because it's what I do): eat really satisfying and filling healthy food (which includes fat!). Then you won't even be interested in the garbage (imo) chicken nuggets.
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    yeah the girl at my work brought in 2 of these today, and she offered to buy me one as well (i politely said no, wahhhhh)

    1-poutine-1.jpg

    and then yesterday she was eating some of this........

    nachos.jpg



    :grumble:
  • wilmnoca
    wilmnoca Posts: 416 Member
    bleeck! "chicken" nuggets= pink slime..gross
  • Yukongil
    Yukongil Posts: 166 Member
    its been difficult lately as all my *kitten* friends have been tempting me with these yummies knowing that I can't/won't eat it.

    Other day we're sitting around the table and one tells me that they got me a donut while they were out to lunch. I was like; "do you want my leg to fall off?"

    Then my bosses decide to celebrate my birthday late with cupcakes for the entire office. Seriously, if I didn't love them like mom and dad, they'd be buried in the swamp.

    crimeny!

    To all the whale punching fans, I'll keep you posted. I've been eyeing this one smug looking *kitten* at the local aquarium for awhile now, and I think today may be his day.
  • alsunrise
    alsunrise Posts: 386 Member
    yeah the girl at my work brought in 2 of these today, and she offered to buy me one as well (i politely said no, wahhhhh)

    1-poutine-1.jpg

    and then yesterday she was eating some of this........

    nachos.jpg



    :grumble:

    ok.... what is that in the first photo??? and how do you have pictures of your co-worker's food.......
  • vmekash
    vmekash Posts: 422 Member
    I think you need to fit in a McD's meal into your plan now and again so you don't feel like you're missing something.
    In my case, I make caloric room for a small shake from Cold Stone Creamery once in a while. Keeps me off the roof. :devil:
  • bhfood
    bhfood Posts: 77
    yanno, what I like to do? go in the bathroom and do a "primal scream". you scream as hard as you can only silently. it usually works for me. OR do some slow breathing, go on a break and walk it off

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