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Mike’s Daily Rant 10/18/2012 Topic: Yes Ma’am

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  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    Be careful that Kathy doesn't end up sharing your story with a local news station in order to collect donations towards your burden of flesh eating medical bills... she sounds like the type that honestly believes that her intrusions are for the benefit of others. Then you'd end up getting NATIONAL news attention for being that jerk who told everyone he had some horrible disease in order to get gifts & money - even though it was meant as a joke.

    Edit: Yes, I do assume the worst about 90% of the time, the rest of the time I'm watching...

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    LOL. I would deny it all!
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    LOL you are a messss.... A round trip with no luggage and I love it keep being and doing you

    It was fun.
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    First time reader and I love it!!!

    Thank You!
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    Geez, you make your colleagues' life SO interesting :)) they gotta love you for that! at least this one ))))

    I try. LOL. Life is fun.
  • Posts: 117 Member
    Love it!
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    I'm really concerned about you. You type as though you have no regard for other people, and you blatantly admit to having an eating disorder. You are too weak to avoid fast fattening food and then when you consume it, guilt over powers you and you throw it up. You need to seek therapy for that. Then you post on the internet about a person who shows genuine concern and care about your well being and make fun of her. Again, another therapy session for you would be in order.


    Please disregard my initial ramblings....I hadn't had my Cheetos and cookie yet. I'm much better now.

    Frankly....I think it's

    AWESOME!!

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  • Posts: 235 Member
    BAAAAHAHAAH!!! I love people who love screwing with other people's minds. You're a true inspiration. :)

    Thanks for the LOL!
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    I'm really concerned about you. You type as though you have no regard for other people, and you blatantly admit to having an eating disorder. You are too weak to avoid fast fattening food and then when you consume it, guilt over powers you and you throw it up. You need to seek therapy for that. Then you post on the internet about a person who shows genuine concern and care about your well being and make fun of her. Again, another therapy session for you would be in order.


    Please disregard my initial ramblings....I hadn't had my Cheetos and cookie yet. I'm much better now.

    Frankly....I think it's

    AWESOME!!

    OMG I was reading his like huhhhh??? LOL.

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  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    BAAAAHAHAAH!!! I love people who love screwing with other people's minds. You're a true inspiration. :)

    Thanks for the LOL!

    Mind over matter. :-)
  • Posts: 510 Member
    You are SO bad! I love it! :laugh:
  • Posts: 2,685 Member
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.
  • Posts: 275 Member
    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, yes that's all! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, ok no really I am done....ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, woooooooooo!
  • Posts: 239 Member
    Cool story bro.
  • Posts: 463 Member
    I like you man. Friend request sent
  • Posts: 418 Member
    You are diabolically evil :devil: and I love it! :love:
  • Posts: 334 Member
    OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! I could never do anything like that since I would be on the floor laughing... your my hero!!!
  • Posts: 15 Member
    :laugh: :drinker: I have just starting reading them and you crack me up!!
  • Posts: 854 Member
    That was good!!! Nosy people really get on my nerves!
  • Posts: 1,394 Member
    First time reader of the rantings, and i have to admit, what you did....was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait to hear how it pans out!!!!!!!!!!!! :drinker:
  • Posts: 2,190 Member
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.

    Right.

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  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    While Kathy sounds pretty nosy, you couldn't just say; It's none of your business? You had to weave this whole... thing.

    Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. Good luck with all of that.

    Thank You! :-)
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    I like you man. Friend request sent

    Already accepted. :-)
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! I could never do anything like that since I would be on the floor laughing... your my hero!!!

    Thank You. Its in all of us.
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
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    Right.

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    LOL!!!
  • Posts: 482 Member
    I... just... died... BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Posts: 723 Member
    i love your rants they are so funny!!! keep us updated on kathy
  • Posts: 1,144 Member
    i love your rants they are so funny!!! keep us updated on kathy

    Will do.
  • Posts: 558 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay, now normally when I see a long post I don't even bother reading it, but YOUR post.... Had me interested! I love how you deal with a noisy b*tch like her! Very clever! Maybe you can give me a few ideas on how to deal with my co workers. Thanks for the story. :happy:
  • Posts: 5,573 Member
    omg, that literally made my day! I laughed so hard. You,sir, are awesome!
  • Posts: 625 Member
    :heart: loved it !! absolutely hilarious!! Wish you were my co-worker!
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