Yo Momma Jokes

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  • Lextmg86
    Lextmg86 Posts: 102 Member
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    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    yo mama so dumb she went to the apple store to buy a big mac!!
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    My two favorites:

    Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    :laugh:
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
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    Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
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    These are hilarious! I've been laughing all morning! :laugh: :laugh:
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    yo momma so fat she's from bof sides of the family
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
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    Yo mama so fat Obama campaigned on her at the park thought she was a swing state
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
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    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
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    Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
  • sharonvaleriesquiers
    sharonvaleriesquiers Posts: 3
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    I'm dying...this is too funny!
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    I'm dying...this is too funny!
    i know im funny thank u
  • Tonika44137
    Tonika44137 Posts: 188 Member
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    LOL LMBO
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    Yo momma is a carpenters dream


    Flat as a board and easy to nail
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    Yo momma's breath is so stank, every time she exhales her teeth duck.
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she asked what brand my jeans were. I said "Guess" she said "Levi's??"
    Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. (:laugh: @ the visual this gives me)
    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
    Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
    Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

    I love "yo mama" jokes...
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    yo mama so fat that she was the prototype for the atom bomb
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
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    yo mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror
  • ahnk807
    ahnk807 Posts: 16
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    Yo mama is so fat she breastfed you buttermilk!
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