Pick up lines

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    "Hi"




    Seriously. I have boobs. What the hell are these "pick up lines" you speak of?
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    all u ppl are very funny
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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    Pick up lines don't work.
    they dont i tried some on some ppl when i added them but they never replied or accepted my friend request.

    Don`t hit on people over the internet. You just come off as creepy.

    Pick up lines only work if one of these 3 things are going for you:

    1. You`re rich.
    2. You`re swole as ****.
    3. You`re good looking.

    Yes there are some exceptions. But they`re not the norm.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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    all u ppl are very funny

    What am I, a clown to you?
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    all u ppl are very funny

    What am I, a clown to you?
    are u for hire?
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
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  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    9gag_5659423.jpg

    gud one
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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    9gag_5659423.jpg

    But why the panda?
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    I vote option penis. Lol
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
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    But why the panda?

    Pickup-Line panda

    http://www.quickmeme.com/Pickup-Line-Panda/
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    pandas hav swag thats why
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
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    With a pickup line like that no wonder they are endangered :noway:
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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    Never heard of pick up panda meme before. The more you know.

    I vote option penis. Lol

    Wow pick up lines work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
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    I have a scary memory . . .when I was 14, riding my bicycle in the park . .a boy came and dashed his cycle onto mine and said . . meet me tomorrow . . .I was scared out of my wits . . and have never been able to cycle again alone :frown: WTH
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
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    he wouldve taken u for a fun ride
  • reedkaus
    reedkaus Posts: 250 Member
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    Call me maybe... gangnam style

    never fails
  • Miss_Mae3
    Miss_Mae3 Posts: 27 Member
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together.

    Did it hurt?....when u fell from heaven.

    Excuse me, I am about to go *kitten* and needed a name to go with the face.
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
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    I will never forget a line used on me....some random guy in a bar, I had seen him often, but never to speak to. (Had this Rod Stewart look to him...LOL)....I am standing there and all of a sudden on my bare skin, it is COLD and WET. (Had a tank top on). There he was, when I spun around, smiling, and says "Let me cool you OFF!!!!"...He was rolling a beer bottle across my back. .I laughed so damn hard. Then he laughed. Told him he won the prize for the most original pick up line I had ever heard.
  • sapphireswi
    sapphireswi Posts: 583 Member
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    he wouldve taken u for a fun ride

    Hahaha . .guess I'll never find out :wink:
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    "Give me yo' numba before I don't want it no mo''"

    -The Fresh Prince

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