What the EFF are the lyrics?!

_Wits_
_Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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Ok...I"m sure everyone out there has thought lyrics of a song were different...and then someone called you out on them?

For example...my most notorious one is Whitesnake's "Here I go Again"...I always sang "Like a TWISTER, I was born to walk alone!".. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

The next best one is The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)"...there is a line that goes "In his own mind, he's the dopest trick!"....I always sang "He's the jumbo shrimp!" Thanks to my bestie for reminding me that aint right... lol...

Are there songs YOU always sang wrong and never really noticed until someone pointed it out?
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  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    He's got the whole world... in his pants.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    Greased Lightening. I always said, "and chicks agree" when it's really "and chicks will cream". Thanks, mom.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    I posted this on your wall, Wits my love. It's based on a Kids In The Hall sketch that I can't find. I kinda love it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEc
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    I posted this on your wall, Wits my love. It's based on a Kids In The Hall sketch that I can't find. I kinda love it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEc

    I know my sweet....course I can't get youtube at work so I can't see it yet. :sad:
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also

    it's probably the most notorious misheard lyric of all time.

    Also, I thought it was "coffeebean queen,...now we're sharing the same cream" lolol
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????

    lol Like a drifter!:tongue:
  • karen4ever
    karen4ever Posts: 46 Member
    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????

    Drifter

    I had to look it up because after reading twister I couldn't get that out of my head lol :-)
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also

    it's probably the most notorious misheard lyric of all time.

    Also, I thought it was "coffeebean queen,...now we're sharing the same cream" lolol

    LOL I just had to sing that outloud to my coworker...she's trying to not piss herself in the next cube...
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    My mom loves the Bee Gees and used to always play "More than a Woman" when I was younger. I was convinced it was "Bald-Headed Woman" :noway:
  • acpgranberg
    acpgranberg Posts: 137 Member
    Bandages by Hot, Hot Heat. I always thought they were bag of chips. :)
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    There's a site on YouTube where someone tries to interpret Pearl Jam lyrics. OMG; it's hysterical!
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
    She's got a tick in her eye, and she don't care!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Now you're just somebody that I used to blow....
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    lol my notorious one was sheryl crow's "all i wanna do"

    i would always sing "all i wanna do, is hooked on phonics" (anybody guess which commercial was on all. the. time. around then?)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I hope this link works because I am on my iPhone. This is hilarious...

    http://m.wimp.com/ofortuna/
  • theologynerd
    theologynerd Posts: 264 Member
    I always thought it was "Secret Asian Man" instead of Secret Agent Man. :(

    A friend of mine interpreted ACDC's "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap" as "Thunder Chief with the dirty knees". He would sing it that way in all seriousness, and couldn't understand why we were laughing so hard we were bawling.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    When I was young and Kenny Rogers sang Lucille, he said "Four hungry children and the crops in the field" and I always pictured four hundred kids standing in a corn field...but in my defense, i was six!!! lol
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    lol my notorious one was sheryl crow's "all i wanna do"

    i would always sing "all i wanna do, is hooked on phonics" (anybody guess which commercial was on all. the. time. around then?)

    This song... So hard.

    And Bennie and the Jets. The only reason I know ALL the lyrics is because my mom covered it in her band and I helped her practice the lyrics before a show.
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    My mom used to think AC/DC said "dirty deeds, thunder cheeks"
  • juliaamilee
    juliaamilee Posts: 262 Member
    She drives me crazy with long white hair... LOL suppose to be..... like no one else.... :P
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Creedence Clearwater Revival. Almost their entire catalogue, Fogerty can't enunciate anything. My favorite...

    "Theeeeeres a bathroom, on the right." (Bad Moon Rising)
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Forever in Blue Jeans..thought it was Reverend Blue Jeans :tongue:
  • Tannedtiffers
    Tannedtiffers Posts: 558 Member
    The funniest one I can think of right off the top of my head.....

    My daughter, not too long ago, heard "Livin' on Tulsa Time" and sang it over and over and over as "Livin' on Toaster Time" I still laugh thinking about it.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    In the song "Margaritaville", for the longest time, I thought "Stepped on a pop-top" was "Stepped on a pop tart."
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,363 Member
    In the song "Margaritaville", for the longest time, I thought "Stepped on a pop-top" was "Stepped on a pop tart."

    That could be because pop-tops were obsolete by - oh- 1975 :laugh: You wouldn't even have that as a reference unless you're over 37.


    "Wrapped up like a douche" yep. The next line, to me was "another moaner in the night".....not...correct .....
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Beatles
    " Well, shake it up, baby, now..." I thought it was "We're shaking a baby now..."
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also

    In the Manfred Mann version, he totally says "douche", repeatedly. You can tell on the Springsteen version that it's "deuce".

    My favorite is "My *kitten* is the center hole" instead of "my angel is the centerfold".

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