Worst Date Ever

This one time at band camp.......
lol

Does it have to be a first date? Or can it be the one after you've been dating two months where they leave you and you end up feeling completely destroyed for a very long time afterwards?

Hypothetically, I mean. Obviously.

I don't think I've ever really had a bad first date, even the ones that haven't progressed beyond that have been perfectly tolerable, just with no spark.

Yes, i went to one, the bloke had recently split up with his wife, but obviously still in love with her, was even referring to her in present tense.

He was so nervous he was hopping from foot to foot like a nervous kid who needed a wee, and had verbal diaorrhea for the whole two hours of hell. He even told me how Marine fish tank water got distilled differently than tropical fish tank water...step by step.

We ate at Yo Sushi... and after two plates said hmm I'm stuffed and asked for the bill.. i was STARVING!

I told him i had to get home and walk the dog, he asked if he could come with me... so i faked a call from the kids and said I'm really sorry got to go, byye.....then he insisted on walking me to the car and stuck his tongue down by throat and his erection into my leg... EWWWW. Traumatised.

Hot.

I allowed myself to be fixed up by my boss. What I was thinking, I do not know.
He asked where I'd like to go and I mentioned a Japanese restaurant that I really liked, so we met there. I ordered my favorite thing: The chirashi sushi bowl. He ordered sushi as well, When it arrived, I licked my chops and dug in. After a couple of bites I stopped and looked at him, he wasn't eating. He sat there with his hands politely folded. I asked him why he wasn't eating, and he told me that he didn't like sushi. I asked him why he ordered sushi then, and he told me that he ordered it because I did, and that he thought I might like that.

WTF?

After my ex had insisted that all 'nice guys finish last' while we were dating, I had made it my mission to give all nice guys that asked me out at least one chance before I got rid of them (LOL).

So I went out for drinks with this one guy who seemed oh so strange, yet nice enough. Anyway, he bought me one drink, we chatted for about an hour, but because I was dead tired for work, I told him that it was time to call it a night. His response was "Okay, back to my place then?" And I was like "Umm, no? I'm going home." And he responded "What are you serious? We're going back to my place, obviously".

He was literally gobsmacked that after ONE drink, I wouldn't bang him.

So in the end, he wasn't very nice after all!! And he was not good looking in any way, and was extremely short (HUGE deal breaker for me), nor was I giving off any sexual energy, so he didn't even have any justification for being so upfront about it.

So so gross.

Ew. That freaks me out. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Thread died already? Wow thought there would be more bad date stories out there than that!

Thanks to everyone on here for sharing their stories though!

I guess it isn't the most heart-warming thread ever

about 2 years ago I met a guy through a dating site. First he got lost coming to pick me up about 2 hours late. When he finally arrived he took me to a restaurant because I hadn't eaten yet. He asked me to order something for him and said he had something in the car for me. I waited and waited he never came back he left me there it was 11 pm. I eat and had to call a taxi to come and get me. I had a better time talking to the taxi driver. Never heard from him again.

Mine basically started with him showing up 20 minutes late and pretty close to drunk, he kept staring at the basketball game on the wall at the Diner we went to dinner at (and didn't understand why that wasn't cool), was extremely rude to the waitress (she was fine, he was an *kitten*) and then tried to shove his tongue down my throat and grope my boobs when we got to his car. I put the brakes on that business and told him nicely that the evening wasn't working out so he started yelling at me, on the street in public and then flipped his lid when I wouldn't let him drive me home (there is no way that guy was going to know my address).

The next morning I woke up to a nasty long email calling me every name in the book and ranting about how women only go out with guys for a free meal but never "pay for it" like they should. Yeah buddy, I'm really going to sleep with you on a first date after you show up late, drunk, grope me without permission on a public street and then yell at me because all of that isn't cool, all for a grilled cheese and fries. Not the fare trade you think it is.