Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!0
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yo mama so dumb she went to the apple store to buy a big mac!!0
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My two favorites:
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!0
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These are hilarious! I've been laughing all morning! :laugh: :laugh:0
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yo momma so fat she's from bof sides of the family0
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Yo mama so fat Obama campaigned on her at the park thought she was a swing state0
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yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres0
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"0
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Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!0
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I'm dying...this is too funny!0
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."0
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I'm dying...this is too funny!0
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LOL LMBO0 -
Yo momma is a carpenters dream
Flat as a board and easy to nail0 -
Yo momma's breath is so stank, every time she exhales her teeth duck.0
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Yo momma's so stupid, she asked what brand my jeans were. I said "Guess" she said "Levi's??"
Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. (:laugh: @ the visual this gives me)
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
I love "yo mama" jokes...0 -
yo mama so fat that she was the prototype for the atom bomb0
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yo mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror0
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Yo mama is so fat she breastfed you buttermilk!0
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